Thank you, sir. You sure are doling out the flattery today.

Well, words are delectable.

Although, I doubt you like me being facetious.

I figured.

You ... do?

You're welcome. And, I am sure you win on all accounts on most things. I am often just disagreeing to be annoying anyway.

That was a lovely response. Very fitting.

Mhmmm. Things of which I am right.

We agree on everything ... well, for the most part.

Really? Hmmm. We've definitely got too much in common.

Thank you.

I am too. That's what makes me such a loner, despite all of the friends around me.

Oops! I sent two PMs. The first was by mistake. The second was my actual reply.

Mhm. I think when I came out of the womb, I began to give up on humanity. I was a very wry, sarcastic child.

Ha! Idiots rated that shit 5 stars.

Yes. But so does Miley Cyrus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQHNrkxEWiQ

Yeah, I'mma knob.

Just disregard the sometimes part. I was teasing you, but of course I forget that you wouldn't know the tone of my words via internet.

Sometimes I do.

Do you mean it?

I love you.

I am glad you know.

Okay ... Sorry, you know I am still going to fret over you, nonetheless.

I promise.

Why are you scared?

Why thank you!

Happy 2010 to you!

It's not going to happen.