Polar eclipse was bad

couldnt see anything

Im now blind

I think the kiwi fruit will get me through though

i went to the cellar

opened the door

you should try it

*poof*

i'm back

*poof*

Im gone

stop licking that banana its grosse

you are a massichist

but I like the rose bud that you left on my pillow

God you are so schizo.

cyanobacteria

eat it

eat them

eat everything

I recommend the wood chips in your ceiling.

Have a nice day

well now that you have told me the truth, I think I should tell you that wasnt my car tyre, it was Russel Crowe's so if he comes after you with a phone, I suggest you run.

Oh and by the way there might be a lump on your head....just ignore it.

EAT ME

solve this:

8-99-9-444-3 6-9-7

yes, but...yes

exactly stalker

The satellites will wipe your memory as you become just another robot that has to obey teh obeyers, so whos in more shit now Dudley.

oh and by the way I have your toothbrush.

Look, you are the one who gave me the jar of peaunt butter, you were the one that bought the panther, and you were the one that wanted my dad to touch you, in fact yu paid him, and if you think I didnt know that then you are very wrongly mistaken. I know all, I have the seeing eye of the Eye Lord and yes, I will see you in court. I am bringing the panther as a wtiness and you cant stop me. Bring it on.

yesh, November the 4th

stalker

well I am sorry, next Einstein to be.

I never meant to lead you on to the pack of wolves that were wiating for you behind the picket fence.

You know that you should have given me that LCM bar, you damn right knew it bitch.

My dad never meant to touch your head, you know it was just for shits and giggles

OMG DUDLEY GO AND EAT A LEMON

no no, it was an ant

meant for your sacrificial thing that you do every Saturday

hello my royal Sex Toy

eat this

-90

wb

How was Uranus?

No under secret meaning intended....

so then maybe Mars?

Im so confused

can you please give my satellite back now,

you've had it for the past decade

Why did your mum preasure me into it?

You know I didnt want to

Why did you recommend me for that type of film?

Aub

You left me on the doorstep last night.

It was raining too

ZOEEE!!!

Miss you

erm well the 6th of August would suit me better because I like that date.

OMG

IM NOT YOUR FRIEND!!!!!!!

wow

No, I really do.

You can borrow it anytime you want.