and if you die I will die, it's what happens when aliens connect two brains together and track them like camels.

ah so it seems I am alone in the world

I would as it would save time but my iPod does not permit me to go forward with this action. Please don't die as I will have to call your mother and let you know you were on a chat site waiting for pinenuts.

oh for god sake you are making my life difficult, maybe i'll just never talk to you again you aadvarc of a piece of pie

geez it wouldn't be a

prank if you knew it

was happening.

Sometime this week.

This message is in a

box form.

well I already told you to go to bed and you can't be hungry if you are annorexic you nutter. Btw you will be receiving a prank phone call soon.

But I am enjoying their company

I'm sorry spider boy, I'll return your pinenuts tomorrow.

how?

go to sleep you annorexic.

bobelina

dugald with an o, how cheaply.

And of course you can fit me in. You will be my third husband. What a lovely number.

ok excellent. Perhaps you could get them to also kill my dad as I really don't like staying at his house when I cant go home. If this all proves possible I will marry you on Saturday

mum won't let me go home

can you please organise an assassin to kill her so I can st least live there? Would be much appreciated.

oh cheers, I did get to her lol. I must sleep now I have to wake up early tomorrow goodnight

I do not wish to make you sad with my problems before you sleep

Talk to you tomorrow

I need a hug, I feel sad

would you mind helping a dear friend out?

hey i'm on my iPod listening to wickedly loud music and feel lost, please forgive me.

there are roads in hell my young homosapien

I better be a pretty ornament.

And no, I am dying and will be dead tomorrow, congratulations on being the last person I contact on earth.

btw if you took that last message weirdly just take it I'm high

that wasn't me.

I find it weird not talking to you and I miss it damn it. slowly you have become a permanent fixture in my living style. I hope you are healthy.

stop hating me

pineapple is prickly