yes way as they say in Cambodia

sweet corn

Jesus

scepticalist makes me think of glasses

spectacles

tentacles

yes, just like in the movies, the ones with the old machines in the background.

no, not at all, I don't lie, you offend me with this assumption.

I love your nose.

I'll try my hardest.

school is alright, too much homework in my opinion, its like child labour without the psychical work.

I like your nose.

there is an ant up my fingernail, I scratched it but it didnt work because it was my nail...

btw, I'm borrowing your unicorn.

How's school? Like an abomination of fluff?

erm yeah sure if that tickles your fancy.

Thank you for your advice, if it's any consellation I gave one packet to my friend and the other to a homeless man.

I had three packets of shapes, a plum and an apple, ingredients of a fastly packed lunch

anytime for a friend

hey! Im good thanks, how are you?

i don't know

to you too

*cough* I'm dying

I think you killed my heart with a pitchfork.

chicken socket.

there was no pink eye

yes I blue

no I dont say so, I yello so.

no, I disagree I think you are mega smart, even if you dont think it.

well you being mega smart and all.

oh yes and sardines.

top of the class yet?

yes but, oh ok fine then.

and yes toasted anything and everything is better, even toasted lettuce

oh and I chopped off all my hair