Hey don't go

lol cool

pretty crude

lol see what I did there

off

come on, beat me

Let's take this elsewhere eh?

I'm going to write a song about this.

'hi, you want to touch me there

please don't touch me there

oh no you just touched me there'

Rape! RAPE!

Yes...please don't touch there

Because i'm sensitive.

It's only 1 oclock in the morning!

Leave me alone. I'm hurt.

don't fancy replying then? cool.

And when do you go for this long shift?

When are you working?

Booksy wooksy! Nice to hear from you, how's it going? x

wooops I missed you, had to go haha! speak to you soon anyway x

Oi noel you twat, you going to wembley? I know you can see this

Gotta be honest...he's right.

Haha it's fine, i'm glad if anybody found me it was you.

*brian, how do you know about my other name?

Hi, my names Matt Bellamy

Got back from a mates, you?

it's after midnight!