So apparently queuing is a bad idea because of the stage set up? People have said that you can barely see anything from the barrier.

INORITE?! It'll make up for Phoenix and Vegas.

Super duper early?

I'm just glad you'll be there! We'll make the most of it.

Thank you, Lynda! I keep a Union Jack flag at my desk for motivation. lolz

Brilliant! How long are you staying? Yes. Dress up, baybeh! Heels and all. Are you queuing Friday?

One more week for me. Just gotta get through this last week of work. Ahhhhhh!

It sure is! Spiciness!

Coffee is good for you. Embrace it! It is your friend! Oh man, Edinburgh Festival. Lucky girl!

That dance looks familiar. I think you've showed me that before! Bah ha ha.

I already do like it! Started eating it a lot when I switched to NMSU.

"NOOOO! YOU KEEP!" Next time I go horseback riding, I'll make sure it's not counterfeit but actually real. I wish I got that show over here. I wish I could all the shows you show me over here.

I'm going to hug you fun time! So when do you arrive? We all wanted to go out on Thursday. We can all dress up and take over London! Muser take over!

lol We're gonna meet.

FAKE that footage! Genius.

So just to get things straight: we're having lunch with Chris Corner, Bill Bailey, Noel Fielding, Julian Barratt, and Mr. Lizard, right?

Speaking of lunch, looks like I'm gonna have tons of Indian food when I'm over there cause it's cheap! Haha.

I have a day off on Thursday and will go to the Texas Store! Yes, you read correctly. Texas Store.

They'll come to a party if it's too loud or if they see tons of cars at a house late at night. Poopheads.

Nooooo! Not something like that. lol I want to feel like it's still Christmas!

I'll keel you.

We'll both wear ponchos and do the Boosh poncho dance. I'll see what weird Texan thing I can get you, mothalicka.

Oh my. Carding is checking your ID to see your age. You probably don't have broken up parties cause the drinking age is 18. You'd die of laughter if you went to a party that got raided. I always laugh when the kiddies freak out over those.

Well I hope that you get to stay there one day and have tea with Father Christmas. I'd love to spend Christmas in another country! Would be rad.

As long as there's no killing!

Must have been some strong glasses! Oh man, drunken secrets revealed.

Oh yes. All of the time. It sucks. Some parties won't but a lot do. Most of the time, they'll just tell everyone to leave. If they're dicks, they'll start carding. I think I've only been carded once but since I'm 85, it's okay. Oh and they make you leave your drinks there. I always put it in my purse, though.

I'm surprised it was that cheap! That's crazy.

Mmm, nah. I'll stick to cheapo places. The hostel we're staying at in Brighton is like $19 books night per person. Oh my! I want to live at the hotel! It looks perfect! One day.

Nooooo, not the bulls.

A cool humidity. That's pretty gross. Grrrrr.

You be funny. Sand it is!

Ha! Makes sense. How many bottles?

Broken up by the cops. Meh. Annoying.

Is it a big book? Unspoilt? That seems pretty rare. I wanna go now but saw it's 100 miles from London.

Cool beans! Have you guys got an itinerary yet?

Send it over! Not just the rain but the actual temperature. We got some rain yesterday but it was still really warm. Hate humidity.

If you want! Haha. May be a bit difficult to pack, though.

Sweet! So why was he covered in paint? lol "Apparently" it was a wine night? Were you that drunk, boy boy? Debauched talk is always recipe for a fun night. I went to a gay party (literally gay), then got lost trying to find another party (ended up at some random residence in the desert...GPS led us wrong), and then to the proper location. Was raided 15 minutes after we got there. Then I had some fries and called it a night.

Oh wow. That town looks amazing! What's said random book aboot? Good deal you got for it!

When do you leave for Spain?

I'll pick out the needles from the sample I get for you.

Boooooo. Go hunt him down. Are you having a wine night?

Gotta go to work for 3 hours with a massive headache. But hey! My passport just came in. Ohoho!

Deal! You take me to Camden and Convent and I'll take you to the parks.

They are!

Sweet. Expect some sand. Watch it spill all over my clothes. Ha. That would suck.

With Khai?!

I'll look up the areas. Parks are a must! Pubs, I'll look those up, too.

Your customers are cunts for not tipping you. Cuntomers. I hope the owls peck at their face.

Do you really want El Paso sand cause I'll bring some. OOO. I have a great idea. Mua-ha-ha.

I'm down for dressing up.

21 days until we meet again. Oh hiyoooo! Have we figured out what to do Thursday night?

Deal! Cuddle fuddle of wine, it is!

If only you were around a few days before, we could all go to Oxford! But no worries, I'm sure we'll find plenty o' pubs to go to. We can drink in parks, right? Wine in the park! Oh my, please let's do that.

Wishing you could work on school things instead of working the garage? Well, how about I release a mass amount of owls outside the garage. That way people won't be able to fill up and you can sit inside doing work. Hopefully tips aren't included in your pay... Oh sweet! Last time you saw him was in the dinosaur ages, yeah?

Before I forget: do you want me to bring you anything from over here? Any snacks you've wanted to try? In Phoenix, there was a mass exchange of jaffa cakes, English, and American candy.

We might pass out from all of this future spaffing! Awwww, those guys.

I was gonna type just "cuddle" but then thought of Passion Pit's song "Cuddle Fuddle." It sounds fun, I agree. OH. Just looked it up. According to the Free Online Dictionary - "1. To put into a state of confusion; befuddle. 2. To make drunk; intoxicate." So basically, a cuddle fuddle would be grand!

Woohooies! And the hostel I'm at that day (Generator) is close to them...sort of. No worries about some closures. Risks are fun! We shall be risk takers. Risk taker pirates! Okay yeah, I'm dead tired and am talking nonsense. Aww. Next time (next year?). Holy moly, that is beautiful. I'd probably cry if I saw something like that. In fact, I'm gonna cry at least once a day when I realize where I am. The sea!!! I'll sing Seaside by the Kooks.

I'll get on that letter. I'll MOUNT it. Hohoho! That site is genius! I'll definitely use it when I move out.

Do you have any favorite pubs around central London? We need to have a pint. Maybe wine. Oh yes, wine. We shall have wine.

What are your flight details? I messaged all the NA Musers on FB and forgot to enter your name.

Less than a month until we spaff over Bone of Rath togezzer.

No need to apologize!

OOO. Noise fine for sure. Oh man, this is gonna be INsane.

Yes! I'm down. We're doing a tour in the morning/early afternoon, Hyde, ROH, and the London Eye. We'll have the night freeeeee.

So far who is staying at the Clink with you?