thank you, the time freeze has saved the day excellent work zoe!

yes i have a myspace.. maybe i'll add you if i'm feeling charitable

hows the novel?

hello zoe, thats a nice blue you've wrote with today.. i need you to do me a favour, freeze time, so i can finish this job before the end of the day, otherwise i might be in trouble. so get freezing

by friend do you mean fuck buddy trouble?

and nothing to admire anymore, i'm as callous as a rock these days need to sleep though

i'm sensitive honestly... a man sheds a small tear after some brutal violence and you all start calling him a wimp. you wouldn't call a soldier a wimp if he shed a tear after years at war, so why me? afterall i have experienced very similar trauma!

i just told her about a traumatic part of my childhood and she has used it against me! the massive mean lady...

hello trouble.. i am not a wimp! bloody becky!

oops! silly you

as if i suck!. i always work hard thats how i roll!

maybe one day, if the tutting comes to an end and you behave yourself.

you can tut others all you like, i however feel i am undeserving of such actions. mac and cheese will do me, but alas i think i'm going to have to go to the shop and get some ingrediants for pizza pasta

don't you tut me alex! i'm just a victim in the little word of secrets. i'm hungry do you want to cook for me?

i'm not allowed too... you'll have to harrass charlotte for details! erm i didn't know i wasn't allowed when i mentioned it in the first place though.. i have a bad knack for accidently spilling secrets that i find funny

haha that was awesome wasn't it. i fucking loved the extended outro solo to all about you now.

i'm just watching t4 on the beach and they're on soon, my darling sasha is there too

erm i think 30,000 were there total, and about 140 people on the board said they were going (probably a lot more were actually there)

don't you dare talk to me like that missy

just ask charlotte about the relationship she's ruined, she'll explain all shamefully i'm sure.

ooh a beautiful muser relationship, destroyed and charlottes about to meet the boy, coincidence i think not! i'm really hoping it'll kick off in the open letters thread like the good old days

he's only little if i wasn't looking down he'd vanish out of my eyesight, and he clearly has a rubbish sense of direction since he managed to turn up at the wrong stage! he didn't reply to popey the next day, we were so worried, i thought he'd an emo attack and over self harmed in the field or something because panic weren't playing.

have you heard what charlottes done? she's hit a new low! you need to bollock her

mmm that sounds lush! was that the bleakest part of all your muse journeys? did you ever see dip on the sunday? i never saw him again after losing him on the way to finding you lot, apparently he got really lost bless him

how was your night in the station? i spent most of my time in my hotel trying to dry a pair of jeans i decided to wash in the shower and i managed to break the hair dryer.. doh!

yeah friends! are you missing being able to gaze lovingly into my eyes across your hostel room?

oh that sucks for her. eep is it gonna be ok? you dont need to buy a new one do you?

we already told you there wont be a next time, that was it! it was kinda like those african things you can do where you sponsor a child, whereas you were a n00b we sponsored for the day. ouch about missing end of muse

haha! n00b! i found all mark and that and expected you to turn up, who'd you spend the rest of the day with?

dip the vip... what the hell happened to you?