Shush. Anyways actually I am a fail. We must have a mutual friend or something though. I will PM you.

Yes, I know your name so I'll search you. I'm impossible to find lol.

LOL WHAT IS THIS

Amazing. When I get my pet pig I can make it wear Halloween costumes and everything.

No! I didn't call it anything! Because I wasn't a perverted child and would blush and giggle if someone said "thong"! Well until I was like 10 and started to snoop around the internet and my mums Cosmo when home alone.

.....MAKING PORK PRODUCTS????????????? Why would you think of that as a sexual euphemism? Do I even want to know? Totoro is right, kinky bitch is you.

SJHFEUBGOBGLJKABNBNALJNB!!!!! !!!!

My boyfriend refuses to get a dog but I think I could convince him to get a pig. We would just put it in a different room whenever we made pork products.

Also the video is on your page!

Hard to be overcome with lust when you're busting out things like "funishment".

I will have to tie you to a chair and beat you to death with ugly sandals then.

And I will demand you call me Dr.

One day when I get my PhD I will wave it in your face, and FROWN upon your behaviour. FROWN FROWN FROWN.

You are obviously talking about me.

You are ridiculous.

Ask the drag queens where they go, lol.

The other one is not too short! It would be longer on me, and I would wear tights! You can barely see above that girls knees ya goddamn prude!

I wouldn't even wear it! Unless the model is 5' 10", then it'll be much more covering on me. What about the other one???

This is cuuuute

http://canada.forever21.com/product.asp?catalog_name=FOREVER21&category_name=whatsnew_all&product_id=2058635391&Page=2&pgcount=100

But it's too short.

What about this

http://canada.forever21.com/product.asp?catalog_name=FOREVER21&category_name=whatsnew_all&product_id=2000006778&Page=1#

Why are you so useless at visualization!

But the dress is nice!

But this dress is nice and classy at least, you have to give me that.

http://www.dynamite.ca/ProductsDetail.aspx?pId=12875&pfId=78

There are so many weird sandals around right now. These are cool too:

http://www.aldoshoes.com/us/women/sandals/flats/81633722-emberton/98

http://www.aldoshoes.com/us/women/sandals/flats/81844618-sandow/22

What about something more simple like this?

http://www.aldoshoes.com/us/women/sandals/flats/83232404-cliodhna/82