The difference between the different measurements for gb aren't that big are they?

And frowning eyebrows dont do this: / \ they do this \ /

Its not a frown!

Is it bad to be giving lap dances to Friends?

My panties are dripping and I lost all mu horn. This is a bad day:(

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I get turned on by nice gestures.

Have you tried sharing? That's much nicer than throwing. *wants to use smiley without being patronizing*

Well that would just be ridiculous.

I'm usually dry. You need to get me all moist.

You said he was a little gay. He'd like a big man like you!

Please no.

Cuddle your brother

I forgot how patronising it is :x

It's still really sad, but if you're dealing with it...

It is okay to cry

Stillll... Are you alright?

I guess it was probably best for her if you put her down though?

the one you've had you're whole life?

Wait why are you sad?

Im just tired, but I like that word

I'm very bedraggled.

Fair enough..:/

:'(

Is your name in comic sans? My brain is so confused right now.

I had an orgasm in sync with Tiger Girl. Twas intense

Can we please have sex to 65. It would be amazing.

One day this will turn very awkward.