I do like Geography, but its too hot to be outside! I'm playing tennis tomorrow, I shall film it and wow you with my skillz! Yes In a year I shall have money and will be able to fly through the black holes to your top secret location What are you doing for the rest of the day? Have you finished cleaning?

It was innocent, I don't like you accusing me of being some kind of perv Yes I do. Life is so dull watching Tennis and reading about migrants. When are we going to see Franz then?

Haha aww No, why would I do that? Do you really think that low of me? Yeah it is, but I thought i'd contribute more I can't be bothered to do any work, I'm quite up for getting drunk again

Better late then never! How was life without internet? I got very bored, so I went in chat, harrassed Hipbones and then posted lots of spam in banter

I have, but I can only work if there's a big event or if someone is ill. Budget cuts

I still have a bar job, just not getting many shifts at the moment

Graduate Training Schemes, basically when a big company recruits you and takes over your life then discards you if you're not good enough

But I've been trying for a whole year, grad schemes and all that!

Oh hello

Hahahahahahaha I don't blame you though .

I usually have at least one buddy. I ended up at V Fest in 2004 on my own because the girl I was seeing may have ditched me a month before the event, leaving me to go with her, her cousin and her new boyfriend

But I'm funny sober, Imagine what i'll be like drunk I usually drink white, but red was free I don't have any gig friends either, I might have to see Muse twice on my own :'( I'm going to go soon, but it will be funny when I return

I've already had two glasses of wine I like Will Ferrell but I can see why people don't! Its all about the Arrested Development movie when that finally comes out Yay Gig time, you can be my gig friend of course I will, you better find it funny though

I like Anchorman, Butterfly Effect and Collateral best I can't believe you wont let me go see Placebo with you I'm not proud, but I can handle more than one drink! Would you like to talk to drunk me then?

Why is it too intimate? I don't watch many movies but i like thrillers and comedies. Hahahaha really? I'll have to wow you with my drunkeness later then wont I?

Do you think i'd just watch a film for a pretty girl? Ok we'll see Franz, I was hoping for Placebo but Franz will do Sort it! Yay I get to go for one pint at the pub

Don't scare my like that! Who would I have to talk to if you left me? The film? Its rubbish Watch Tim Henman matches on Youtube What band we going to see then?

If you stopped i'd cry lots and lots :'( Ah we have tennis on all day for two weeks a year Maybe Your company may be worth it

I am very classy, I can tell thats why you keep messaging me Oh yes, extremely good days, love sitting inside watching tennis and spend 8 hours on the board again . I'll come to a gig early next time if you agree to stand on the barrier with me

How is cleaning going? I had to borrow £10 off my mum, thats classy Yes life is tough, ah I yearn for the old days, when I did nothing and got drunk all the time

They paid my fees over my 3 years (£3300) and gave me £1200 last year. Everything else I had to pay for myself by working myself to the ground over the summers I hate it around here, it's so dull, I want to go to the pub tonight and all my friends are either moved or being boring. What you doing the rest of the day?

I've had about 20 interviews in the past 10 months and no one wants me :'(. Yeah the dissertation is a stumbling block, I just want to clear my overdraft before I even think about paying off my massive student debt. Stupid recession . You'll be pleased to know I bought some chicken soup earlier

:'( Why wont anyone employ me? I'm amazing

Which is? I like lamb, thats my favourite meat Grr my bank balance in one account is 36p, in the other is -£810 I'm not going to be having a lot of fun for a while :'(

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