I'm getting up early-ish tomorrow because: I need to apply for a research grant and pack for Spain!!!!! Aww enjoy your cocktail and movie, wish I could join you!

Hehehe I'm just doing it for your amusement Yes you can have a margarita. I'm really sorry but

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I really want to! As soon as I can I'm leaving I know you're not laughing at me, you're too busy leering at my photos Nah I don't know why I'm suddenly being very arrogant Yay what do you want to drink? I'm a very good barman

Yes! Why do they not live near me? :'( I know I do, but I make myself laugh with my arrogance I know its true anyway! well maybe not Yes, you can have a cookie and a drink from the fridge

Hahaha I'd rather find a nice girl than man with dog I know, catering wage wont buy me a porsche I think you should be thinking of me in general, not just when watching that film Yes, you did very good today!

I want to make it clear man with dog did not try and have sex with me Why you want a Jeep? I want a porsche but I think I'm going to have to get a job soon to be able to afford this Yes it does make me happy, it is funny and an easy way to pass the time Aww I feel so much better now you're around

Yay! Aww no one hits on me in the woods but then its usually full of pervy men walking their dogs so I'm not too bothered My one is the blue one, the main focus of the photo silly I want a better car. Yay, but its only Ian Thank you anyways Aww don't be upset Its Old Skool, me and my best friend at Uni used to watch it lots and quote it

I know, i've missed you :'(. I went for a lonely walk in the woods and two people were having sex There was a trail of socks etc! I drive a peugot 306, I have a photo of it in my photo album! Aww, do you not think i'm sexy then? What you doing? I'm watching a film, but its got Will Ferrell in so you won't like it

I played tennis, my opponent is the only real life person i've spoken to today, i'm so lonely :'( Right not only did I drive in through the exist, I parked too close to the pumps and couldn't open the door Whats sexy? I know I am but I didn't mention it in my post

I'm thinking I might watch Se7en, as I don't have time to download your recommendations. I know, i'm a bit upset today, because I've only seen one myth person today and no one would go to the pub. You should have seen me try to fill up my car, it was funny, the guy in the petrol station laughed at me

I've had a bad day really My loveboat has the details :'( Ah I might go down the film route, but I said I was going to get up and do something 20 minutes ago and i'm still sat here

No they told me to go in for a 5 hour shift, then sent me home unpaid Aww walk in the park sounds good, I might go for one. I don't know what to do tonight, suggest me something?

Good good! No, its too hot, and I don't want to practice just yet :'( Argh work have screwed me over What you doing today?

Good morning! How are you? Tennis has destroyed me, I lost so i'm going back to bed for a cry :'(

Aww you are fun!

Hehe. Being good is boring Sleep tight

Yeah I know but they're on me Hmm I might go to bed soon, this tennis match is annoying me now

I know, hence the laugh! I'm playing tennis tomorrow and will go for a run, that good enough for you? Oh so now you're saying i'm eww? I will try!

Do I have to explain everything? places where they give special massages I'm trying, but I don't want to do too much exercise before bed. I took my shirt off and I have very silly tan lines

I know a friend who knows places where you can get more than visual treats Yeah I do, and because I'm really skinny its quite noticeable, yeah its the beer and all those pizzas. Hopefully a few weeks away from uni should sort me out! My face looks tanned today

Yes you should! Yay stripper treats! I think they have a 'no touching' policy though I can't get rid of my belly fat :'(

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Well so far they are a bit skinny, so i'm working on it! Yay All those hooters girls and I chose you I know She was nice too, what is wrong with me? :'(

My arms are my only let down, so i'm working on them Are you not appreciating my affection? lol I met a myth person once, they were very lovely, I got their number, but everytime I call she's busy