I am the most provocative dancer on the scene, of course. (slut)

Now I am going to really have to make an effort! This shall be a fun task at hand :D :D I am going to have to impress now, because anti-climatic situations are lame. I am a queen and all, so therefore I must exceed all expectations.

Andrew Bird is amazing! All I listened to throughout my exam studying period last year actually. That treated me well, because I got a stomach flu the day of exams and couldn't write them until a week later. I am always sick... FML

I LOVE YOU, MAN IS SO GREAT!

Of course I air bass in public... Why wouldn't I? I am the epitome of all that is ridiculous.

Animal puns are so ace, although I am failing to come up with any new ones. *puts on thinking cap*