oh jesus esther.

now i have poker face stuck in my head.

and welcome to the ever creepy but oh so awesome muse messageboard!

inorite? it's so cute!

well that ice cream is now my favorite. seriously. i've never had cookies 'n' cream ice cream that has as many cookie bits that are the right size as much as that one does. it's PUHFECT. and i LAV EET.

but aww, next time you can bring your favorite. and i'll say "thank you very much, that was really nice." hahah. oh woman, you crack me up.

I CAN'T BELIEVE WE DON'T EVEN HAVE THAT MUCH TIME!

that doesn't give me much time to figure out how i'm gonna do it getting from santa cruz and back. ughhh. I NEED MY OWN SPACE SHIP!

i bet matt would totally hang out with us if i had that.

and ermm.. i'm just going to pass on that question in giant bold blue letters for now.

i can't believe you actually had a muse dream! ahahah. welcome to the club.

that's kind of a nightmare though.

but hey, at least dom was the one escorting you out rather than some stranger security guard.

the last time i had a muse dream was when i had just gotten HAARP and was desperately awaiting a california tour date 'cause i wanted to see them SO BAD like you can't even imagine, and HAARP no mas le echo mas lena al fuego.

so i dreamt that i was watching the wembley performance, except i was watching it from above the stadium so i was like "what the hell...?" and it turns out that i was floating above the stadium while sitting on one of those massive see thru satellites they had onstage with them for the performance. i was so obsessed with seeing them live.

hahah. you haven't been informed of leopardmatt because i just recently got the glorious idea to name my leopard print blanket matt.

and you can't steal it.

as soon is it parts with my body, i instantaneously know something is missing because only leopardmatt keeps me warm.

i would totally make the uprising teddies if i had the skills!

i'm not irked to look online and see if anyone HAS been crazy enough to make them and sell them..

they shall be my hero.

yes woman?

yes, leopardmatt.

he's all dommeh's ever wanted.

and you shall NEVER get your dirty hands on him!

my mother gave me that as a gift sometime around freshmen year also.

both MINE. all MINE.

I AM VICTORIOUS!

and ever since i seen the uprising video, i've always wanted one of those evil teddies.

but i never heard anything about them being sold.

me and my defenseless dommeh bear!?

WELL! i guess you haven't meant leopardmatt.

hey hey my favorite legal-to-drink muser,

i just came by to tell youuu.. that it's 4:42 am,

and that tub of ice cream you brought to mi casa the other day,

yeah, it's pretty much the BEST cookies 'n' cream ice cream i've ever tasted.

seriously, it's THE BEST.

so today, my mom went grocery shopping, and she brought me that specific brand of cookies 'n' cream. :awesome:

i was so happy 'cause i thought i'd never see it again.

but my momma found it.

so yeah, just thought i'd let you know that you helped me discover my favorite brand of cookies 'n' cream ice cream.

well hello my good woman,

so, after replying to your message a couple of minutes ago,

i went ahead and headed over to betsabe's profile, and i seen a little something..

something rather shifty...

and i just wanted to come by to tell you that..

YOU'LL NEVER GET YOUR HANDS ON DOMMEH BEAR!

ahem. that will be all.

too late!

i've already jizzed in my pants.

and you're LYING!

dommeh is a pwoper MAN with a pwoper healthy penis.

he might not be as fertile as mr. wolstenholme

but he'll do.

where did you hear Elisabeth woman!? only my mother calls me that when she's super angry with me.

it's really not a pretty sound.

hahah. but when you say, it turns me onnn.

and think about what children?

mine's and dom's future children?

i found you!

your guilt trips don't work on me woman!

if they're really granting me the opportunity to see them so many times, they would come to fresno.

wait.. wait.. what's that? matt's just reacted to what i said?

:supersad:

who am i kidding! i'll go to LA for you maffoo!

oh i'm yokeeng. it'll take much more than an adorable pout to make me go, matt.

and i know! we still have so much to discuss! we can totally chat online, or we can also hang out. it's up to you guys.

oh, and believe me, i did not think you were forgetting something.

i expect the giant, colorful bold letters from both you and claudia now.

hmm.. you, matt, and betsabe make a really convincing argument to turn me into a daredevil for a day. it seems only dommeh bear is being rational.

i'm really gonna try to make it work.. but i'm still unsure.

but let me just say that you guys really really convinced me.

you horrible horrible people! hahah. i'm yuss yokeeng.

i love you guys.

i'm sure you'll find plenty of new muser buddies where you're going.

i'm hoping i find someone like that too. sometimes, i just wanna *SQUEE!* to someone else.

but wow. crete sounds lovely. especially if you're traveling by boat. what will you be doing there?

and i'm excited about living with other people, but i'm scared that i'll get tired of it quickly and then want to be alone.

and you have a great holiday too!

i knoww! i wanted you to stay tooo.

the party don't pwoperly start till the sun goes dowwn. hahah.

but hey, at least we got to new born. that's like halfway.

i still can't believe we had a synchronized fangirl *SQUEE!* when chris smiled during map of the problematique.

we're such girls.

oh, and like, half an hour after you left, we kinda just hung out. we didn't want to watch HAARP without betsabe.

and then german came and i think he walked her to the bus stop 'cause her mom wanted her home early as well.

so it was short-lived, but it was still fun.

and my family loved you too!

knowing my family, a barbecue is coming up real soon.

and you're definitely invited. and claudia too.

y ya empiezas con el tiquete del 26 verdad?

i really really really want to know.. you guys made it seem so possible yesterday.

and muse twice in a row is just .

i dunno... but i'm seriously considering it now.

and yesterday, i logged into myUCSC to check my schedule and i don't have class till 2 pm on monday. it's even more possible now!

hmmm. i dunno. hahah. i really really really wanna now!

heyyy. guess what!? to be a total creeper, i'm watching you right now.

juuuuuust kidding. we're currently situated at the table waiting for claudia.

and discussing how they came across "maffoo."

i think they're just trying to make it more like facebook. but either way, i still like myspace better. for some reason, and maybe it's just the teens-going-on-adults, i kinda feel like people are even faker on facebook. so meh. whatever.

comments are public anyway. you can see them on the people's pages when you go to their page. i guess that's why they think it's okay to post it for the whole world to see.

and nahh. my friends were yuss yokeeng. it'll only be the 3 museketeers watching HAARP today.

i think i would prefer it if dom showed up only...

maffoo's kind of a curious little soul who would probably spend the entire time talking and asking questions.

hahah. n'aww, who am i kidding. i could probably spend hours talking to maffoo.

GROSS! hahah.

but goodnight woman.

wait really? how embarrassing. i shall exit the lolz thread now.

and enter a new one...

she's a skank!? oh i feel so USED now!

i don't need her!

i've got my blanket on my bed... WOMAN! YOU JUST GAVE ME THE GREATEST IDEA EVARR!

since you personified my fuzzy blanket, he is now... *drum roll please*

MATT!

hahah. so now, i'll insert my blanket's pwoper name into your sentence:

"You could do waaaaay better...run to your Matt and fondle with it instead!

He's waiting for you on your BED and is starting to feel lonesome and unloved you know."

ahh. perfect.

:eek:! how could i leave out the part about you violating your fuzzy blanket!?

probably because that's what i'm doing right now.

and ooh girl. i'm likin' them yusyuses.

it's almost 4:30 am.. and i'm actually tired! that's not normal for me. my bedtime has become 7 am. how horrible is that?

i should take advantage of this sudden weariness...

but claudia! the lolz thread! she calls to meeee!

dude, i dunno why, but everytime you say "yus yus," i picture you grabbing your chin and saying it in a creeper voice. and it always cracks me up.

and no worries, i shall try to get those items for you fresh and ready. i'd say "hot" and ready, but the boys seem to have that under control.

and don't try to lie to me woman!

i've seen you singing along to those lyrics in your muse undies through your window before!

oh... wait...

creeper eli is a creeper

aww? you're sick?

i'm sure some dombread and mattcheese with some chrisoup will make it all better.

and PFFF. whispering sweet nothings to bellamy and smith? in your dreams woman!

and ahh! i love that version of neutwon star collision. i had seen it previously on the lolz thread too. it's genius! i actually opened up neutron star collision on my iTunes and sang it to those lyrics.. ...

woman! you need to get on here soon! i need to tell you that we're meeting tomorrow at mi casa at 4:30ish.

erm.. i think i'm gonna call you...

but i'm still scared of your mom.

hahah. it's totally fine that you had to look up chuntarasos on google. i didn't even know it was a "term" until i heard my sister use it herself. she's kinda the lame one of the family.

OH! and genius myspace. i sent you my address through a comment and it popped up in the stupid activity stream. and 2 of my friends commented saying "i'm gonna follow you home now." ah well.

and are you sure you don't want those moros to show up at our little get together?

ohh. hahah. don't mind her. she just does it to annoy me. she can't talk about the music i listen to because she listens to chuntarasos.

but it's okay. she's just doing it to annoy me.

and i'd give you my address here but i'm afraid that a certain dommeh bear or meermatt might show up at my doorstep. . . .

i'll send it to you in a message on myspace.