(OMG I just realized how much I actually DID type....3 pages?! SERIOUSLY!? I'm so sorry hahahaha (while I laugh as you read all this) but fo real....this is CRAZY! ahh Stephtard is in full bloom toDAY!)

Soooo yeah, wow that's a pretty big rant i'm sorrrrrrrrry! And I'm sorry for how long this message is getting to be in general. I just keep goin and goin and goin hahaha I should really cut this off now! I need to go to bed too so I have all the energy to do homework tomorrow...yaaaay..... But firstly, before I leave you I'd like to say HAHAHAHAHA to your nickname of "Falia" it suits you so well! Naw jk, but I def. laughed very much at that! Falia and Stephtard, has a nice ring to it eh?! secondly, I'll of COURSE update you with any UK-visiting news as soon as I find anything out! You have no idea how much I'm looking forward to that if it all works out as planned for me to go to school there and everything! I know I won't want to leave! And thirdly, GAH! I wish my first time could be with you (talking about seeing Muse live, of course...get your mind out of the gutter!!!!) No but seriously, I wish I could see them with you, I know I'd have a blasty blast! But I'm just glad I'll finally get a chance to see them when they do begin touring the US again...even though that won't be for a while. You'll be with me in spirit though yeaaaaaah! And fourthly, no matter what goes on this summer I know I won't ever be too busy to stay updated wif your life and goings on, and I'm sure I'll have many tardful stories for you also, so WAHEY for our inappropriate/immature/rantful relationship

Okay my dearest, I finally free you from this neverending ramblage! As of right now, my week looks like it'll be a tad busy to start off with, so no rush in getting back to me (especially since I've given you enough reading to be spread out evenly over a week or so..JESUS!) But I hope your week goes well and everything..again I'm happyhappyhappyhappy you had a good birthday! And I'll talk to you soonsies! I LOVE YOU WIFEY WHO IS FULL OF FAIL! (take that as the compliment it was meant to be please! Because you know I'm full of tardation. I live in a tardation nation lolwotehfook?!) AAANYWAYS! LOVELOVELOVELOVELOVE YOU:kiss:

PS - Oh yeah my Easter was good, many candies were consumed omnomnomnom! but yeah I def. did a major religiouscommitmentFAIL because I couldn't stick to anything I gave up for for lent! As you can see by my wonderful undertitle...I justified my failage by claiming to have given up lent for lent lol. I bet Jesus didn't see that loophole comin' YEAH! God I'm a terrible Catholic:LOL: FACEPALM

<3you!

(omg it IS 2 posts! ahh! Brings back memories! *tear*)

Now look at me and my damn ramblings! No need for you to apologize about yours! Like I said, I'm very happy you were willing to talk to me about all that shtuff, and didn't feel like I was prying hehe! And you asking about me isn't nosy at all either! I mentioned earlier I've really only had like 2/3 actual relationships, and none of them have lasted more than like 7 months lol which I guess is a decently long time when you're about 15-16...but yeah it's hard to even consider them as "serious" BECAUSE I was 15-16! But I wouldn't exactly say I've been "lucky in love" lol, I'm usually the one that messes it up somehow by me just being ridiculously retarded as usual! As you very well know, I'm extreeeeemely sarcastic, and I guess I can take jokes and things too far to the point where they become believable, SO I've had many guys, friends or the ones that I dated, call me a bitch or insensitve and heartless because they think that I'm serious when I have to constantly remind them NO! I'm just really weird! Buuuuut they don't believe me, so I guess I'm just insensitive? lol IDK, It's just easier for me to be sarcastic and joking rather than serious and mushy-gushy and clingy and shizz like that. hahaha I don't even sound like a girl right now do I! ahhh girlfail:LOL: But! the R-ship I'm in now is good for the most part, I'm really happy, and Scott can deal with my weirdness really well so far lol, but I'm still living my own life and being independent so it's not like Scott IS my life (which again, I don't understand how girls can do that!) so I'm really content with my outlook on it and everything right now. I mean, I'm only 18 anyways and it's only been a little over 2 months that we've been dating, so if I was all like ZOMG I LUUUUV HIM soooooo much I can't wait to be with him 4EVAR! I'd be like literally. lolz

OH MY GOD look at how much reading I have given you! (if this spills over onto 2 posts I would not be surprised lol) I really should cut this off now so you don't feel like I'm drowning you with my R-ship talk! But I DO miss you and I feel bad we haven't been able to talk as often as before, but It's been a crazy time for both of us lately so I understands! But HEY good news on the upcoming Muse tour eh?! I can't wait until they announce US dates! Which I know won't be for a while still, but now I have something to look forward to for next year:happy: AND hopefully a year after that I'll be living/going to school in the yooo-kaaaay! WAHHHHEYYYY! I'm glad you're as excited as I am! I know I won't wanna leave once I'm there, maybe I'll just have to tell my parents that a terrorist captured me and held me hostage muahaha! but okay for seriously now, I'm cutting this off! If you feel like you rambled for decades, then I did for centuries lol...but I hope to talk to you soooooon darling! Love you LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS (and lots) AND LOTS!

(ON TO POST #2! haha I knew I wouldn't make it all in one!)

:eek:i hate birds too. HATE birds! EW pigeons...all that grayness is unnacceptable:noey: that's not a demented phobia, my sister hates birds too and I know a lot of other people who think they're annoying cunts. we have fugly crows here and they're fearless bastards....I actually have an airsoft gun and when I was younger I would go outside in the backyard and try and shoot all the birds with it. I only had little plastic pellets though, no metal! So no worries I didn't kill any...but I DID hit a few! AHA! (jesus, who's the terrorist now:LOL:)

:stunned:now I know who to come to if I ever have any questions Muse related:happy: You're so awesome! I just watched Hullabaloo today...aw young Muse<3 I'll get Abso eventually I guess, but they left out Stockholm Syndrome from Glastonbury '04?! I LOVE THAT PERFORMANCE! (isn't that the gig that Dom's dad died afterwards too?) Aw man, that's retarded. When I first saw that clip on youtube I was like 'oh my god the unforgivable things I would do to have been able to be there that night' And I'm going to stop now before I go on a huge rant about it too...because knowing me I have enough energy right now to keep on typing for HOURS and I don't want to put you through that hahaha

You're definitely the coolest terrorist I've ever met...I really hope you don't decide to suicide bomb me in the end:ninja: (god that was terrible, i'm sorry if that actually offended you...you know i'm just kidding!!!)

Yeah I had a myspace for a while but then got sick of it and deleted it...but maybe I'll have to make one again soon! FB is just getting on my nerves...people always up in my grill asking me why I'm not on, then I go on and it's like theres not shit to do on here!! OH and I don't think the Stephanie Klein you added was me hahaha my profile picture is the one on my profile on here with me dressed in a squirrel suit with my dog dressed like a clown! If you still can't find me, let me know because it could just be that my security settings are all wacked out and no one can befriend me muahaha! So then I'll just go looking for you!

I'm not disappointed in you for not making it into 2 posts...tis understandable. Look at mine ffs! And thanks for the Merry Christmuse wishes! I hope you have a great one too! And I hope your bathroom gets all purty and finished quickly so you don't have to worry about that anymore! I know this post is super long so like I said I don't blame you for not getting back to me quickly because I won't be able to either really...but that just means that our posts will get even longer cuz we'll have that much more to catch up on/talk about:rolleyes:

oh and btw...I didn't have the urge to commit suicide but I took all 4 cookies anyways:p Hopefully you're not dead by the time you reach the end of my post either! *crosses fingers*

<3

(Sorry, this wouldn't fit in the PM...but I figured it wasn't to risque to be put with the visitor messages!)

Oh it's fine, I have to run off here in a bit to my night class:indiff: only 2 more left though so I guess I shouldn't complain too much lol.

Aww, I can't wait for my family to all get together for Christmas, I have an older brother and sister who are 25 and 23 so I hardly see them anymore as they're both living their own lives now. But it makes me look forward to the holidays even more now:happy:

Exactly! all the Muse shirts I even considered buying were no smaller than XL:( I'm not teeny tiny, but I'm not a beast either:LOL: I think the largest I could go is M with hopes that it would shrink a bit...but good luck finding that in the US Muse shops..

I like your username! then again, I do love that song though. I think that was the first Muse song that actually brought me to tears (sorry, TMI haha) but it's true...you can just feel the emotion pouring out of that song, I absolutely love it. Meh, graduating from high school might sound cool, but it was really kind of pointless. It was a huge ordeal only to get a certificate lol followed by,"now get your asses out of here!"

Yeah, I know it's a lot easier said than done to just say "do whatever makes you happy!" Which is sad, but life is too damn complicated I don't know if anyone knows what they're doing half the time, they all just try to act like they've got everything under control. (That's my theory anyways. Might not make sense but it helps me feel better when I'm feeling like I'm about to lose it lol). And it might seem like I've got some time to decide, but they really try and push a major on you so you can graduate in 4 years or less....which I can understand but it doesn't help us undecided people!

I really hope to visit sometime, that's number 1 on my list of places to go! Whenever I get a chance and the money to travel anywhere, that is:p. I'm used to the cold too, so that's no big deal for me. Minnesota is winter practically 8 months out of the year! only a 3 month break for summer lol (not literally, but it always seems like it).

Oh Florida, I went there once when I was about 5 and can hardly remember it haha. What did you think of it? Lots of tan, skinny, blond girls around eh? Have you been anywhere else for vacation?

Oh and this PM was just about as long as yours so don't worry, plus I enjoy meeting and getting to know new people, especially from out of the US:happy: It makes me feel cultured, lol just kidding, but yeah I find that you lot from the UK are a hell of a lot more entertaining and fun to talk to than some of the idiots I run into over here. aw, now it sounds like I hate America. I don't, but only leaving here once makes me feel suffocated sometimes, if ya know what I mean. God I'm rambling now too sorry!

(YEAAAH 2 posts AGAIN! I'm either really good or really bad at this, depending on how you view multiple posts lol)

And yo Dalia I don't mind telling you ANY of my love shtuff or anything else personal. Like I've said maaaany times (WARNING: MUSHY-GUSHYNESS AHEAD!) even though we've never actually met, I feel like I can def. consider you a good friend of mine because we have so much in common and think so much alike, and I know you don't judge me for my weirdness or any of my lame life issues, and it's the same for me! So I'm really glad I can tell you anything and I don't mind it at all! And I know you know you can tell me whatever you want too, because I care:happy: You've seriously helped me relieve some of my frustration/anger just by being willing to listen and help me out with stuff, so I'm tres grateful for all of that just so ya'know! I'm glad we met on here! AND I'M GLAD WE'RE MARRIED lol I just turned a sentimental speech into a retarded yell-my-feelings-at-you ramble lol failfail? But in all seriousness, you're awesome and I appreciate you muchlies!

Back on track, lol I get really awkward with PDA too...I don't like to do it and I hate when I see it, probably because I'm an 8-year-old boy stuck inside an 18 year old girl's body (OMG that sounds so dirty, but I don't care lol) but YEAH I'll throw up everywhere then pass you the bucket no worries, I think Scott is actually more of a clingy-type dater than I am, since I'm more just laid back and whatever about everything. But so far it's not like he's obsessive or stuff like that, so that's good. But he told me the other day he wouldn't mind if I was clingy, and he hinted that he kind of wanted me to be...and I was just like UMM WUT NO! GROSS! I can NOT be that type of girl/person in general, it would be too weird for me lol. So IDK what he was trying to pull with that move, but I just extinguished any hope for clingyness on his part lol. And HAHAHA you got the lesbos all OVER you Dalia! You and me basically just spell FAIL with everything in life involving girls and boys:LOL:

Well, I should cut off my ramblings now too...but I will just say one word to describe the Muse tour/me going to the UK/us hopefully getting to chat more often and that word is, yes, you guessed it: WWAAHHEEYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! I'm so frickin excited for the tour and LOL @ sexual innuendos, of course I won't forget my first time, I'm sick of being a Muselive-virgin it's so lesbian:mad: I'm deffo looking forward to that the most for next year too, so there's no way we're sad or pathetic at all:p And any new info on my studying abroad I'll keep you updated for sure! I might not find anything out soon, since it'll most likely be the school year after this next year that I'll have the opportunity to go over there, but as soon as I find out more stuff, know that you'll be one of the first I tell:D And I do hope too that we can chat more often, but I know that it's tough with all the lesbian stuff we have going on all the time lol....but you're right, when school/work dies down and it gets to be the summer that leaves only more time for pointless rants and rambles! ftw! (Unless you forget about me pwease dun forget bout me wifey!!!)

Okay, for serious now I'm cutting this off, I'm very proud we both got to 2 pages last time, and I'm curious to see if this one gets there too! lol Although I do apologize for the excess reading I give you, but you studied English (were you an English major? I forgot if you told me that or not lol) so this should be like Christmas morning for you then innit! HA yeah right! jokes... jokes? But you have a good weekend/birthday FO SHO and stay well darling! Hopefully the weather is bearable for you as well! And btw, that clip you sent me is HILARIOUS! I laughed so fecking hard, ahhh man...can't wait to meet some chavs in real life:D "Dr. Who" LMAO Brit-humor pwns American humor all the way! Ah okay, I'm stopping this ramble! BYEEEEE LOVE YOUUUUU! And I'll talk to you soon

*sigh*

Yeah I got a bit more done. I'll probably just finish things up later tonight or early tomorrow morning though....

<3 Do you love him as much as I do? I'll always have a soft spot in my heart for Doakes though.

They even made him into a bobblehead:

and fiiiine, I know you don't...but I did get you to at least admit those one bats were cute

Ew gross Haha kidding, that might work out...maaaaaybe! Ohhh come on, don't be like that Yeah the last two I saw were bigger than most spiders I ever see over here! You really don't get any that are that large at all?

Ohhh no, I hate that. What class is this work for?

Yeah so far I've received one message twice, and that's it really! Haha but don't worry about it, just let me know either on here or if the texts start working eventually, through there and I'm sure we'll sort something at some point! I should be on and off here as well so nooo worries Aww and neither can I!

Ehhh I'm sure you've led on a few guys in your day. Even if it was just for some free drinks, I don't doubt you turned the charm on for the blokes.

I don't want to lead on girls though.... I mean, what would be the point?! Just for sport?

OKAY GARY

Anyways yes I'm back and whenever you feel like sending it to me feel free.

I don't know about you but a tard safari sounds like an awesome time. It also sounds like some sort of weird, grunge punk-metal band name.

Yeah no problem! I'm around now so just let me know.

.... And so you'd rather sit and enjoy the aesthetics than be getting your own action? Hmmmm, this changes things....

Hahaha exactly! And yeah, maybe if I ever do find myself in England after September I'll have to bypass Swindon...sounds a bit too tard-infested for one innocent American to handle. ....... Yeah well I mean A for effort and all that, like you said you were at least in better shape than your friend seemed to be! And that's actually a really valid question......

Yeah I think so. Hahaha well you're clearly not intimidating if people have no problem going right up to you and talking to you?! And yep, I just get paid for the hours I put in during a day...being part-time and all that. But you didn't?! That's shitty. And yeah I mean I've been doing a lot for them considering I've had a decent amount of my own things going on as well so I figure they'll be fine to take care of themselves for the weekend! And yeah, back to the real world....she's only 52 or something like that.

Yeah well I would be able to get on now just fine but they're all around and keep fucking talking to me. Oh and my cousins are a bit obsessed with me so always want to come sit next to me and see what I'm doing like every 15 minutes and then try to talk to me about their facebook friends and shit. And this site is the last thing they would need to see.

Oh, funny story...at dinner tonight my aunt kept telling me about their neighbors who have a son my age, who came over to mow their lawn yesterday. Anyways, she told him to stop over again when I'm around, because he's "a nice catholic boy" and she thinks we'd hit it off...... :LOL: Goes to show how well my family knows me. My mom actually choked when my aunt said that as well.

Yeah I think he's completely entertaining to be honest! But then you think about it more and you're like..."wow he's just really fucked up...." but then laugh again anyways. But yeah, cunt through and through!

Well.......fine. Although I still have to upload it so it might be like 10 minutes to 4 hours or something. But I can get it to you if you'll be around?

Yusssss, it should be alright I think? Just something plain and simple which is all I need really as I don't plan on spending much time at all in the hotel anyways. But I've read that you have indeed booked your flight and everything now?!

And gahhhh I do need to join you girls! I want to know what it is though as no one will tell me.

You're still up? Or you're up early? Haha isn't it like 4AM your time?!

 

:/ My grandma and grandfather just don't get along very well anymore, and she's pretty sick now as well. It's nice to catch up with them but always so depressing since theirs is such a negative place to be. Shame. I actually thought of what I'd feel like if I was in her place, and it made me feel SO down. Man, I need to enjoy my youth while I've still got it. Hence why I'm drinking loads of wine.

 

You both got banned?! :LOL: And I didn't know you had been banned here as well, though I can't say I'm not in the least bit shocked haha. But good thing you joined, otherwise what else would you be doing for entertainment at 4AM on weekdays.

 

I was only kidding, but if you're down I won't object. Yeah hopefully things will all work out! If not, I'll just have to catch you when I'm back in the summer. Given that you won't be hopping about Australia by that time. I've only been to Florida, and that's not even really "south" South if you know what I mean. I would absolutely hate it down there, though. Backwards is putting it politely, which coming from you, I'm surprised about, haha.

 

Just added ya! Mine's equally as imaginative: sjklein7@hotmail.com

 

You should just have someone punch you in the face then if you're that terrified! If anything, I'd think being drunk would just make it worse because not only would the room be spinning, but the whole fucking Earth would be at that point.

 

You and Ryan, biggest fucking fanboys ever MY GOD.

 

I've tried convincing her! She's convinced she's passed the time where it's 'acceptable' to learn a new instrument or something, which is absolute bullshit. Yeah, I hate that I'm like that, but oh well. I do the best that I can haha.

.....Dick!

I hate you.

I don't think it is though....it looks almost too...what's the word, perfect? (Although nothing that looks as horrific as that could ever be considered perfect ifyouknowhwati'msayin) But yeah, it has to be fake....

At least that's what I'm telling myself....

Yep!

Just strut on in there with your sunglasses and rosary on, give them the bird while saying "You're all a bunch of cunty bollocks" and walk out of there. No I'm totally kidding, actually sit down and see what they have to say.

It's cute that you agree to challenges you know you're going to lose.

Haha I think that's my new insult to call you, a catholic! And right, especially sweet and innocent girls I'm sure................

You know it. And yes, I am a prick so thanks for that. And yeah you should take the woman's word for it, we're always right you know.

Ha well good luck. I'm off as well, so yeah goodnight Gary!

*sigh* Fiiiiiiiine.....and yeah, remember? I'm always right!

It is though! But noooo I'm not picking on you! Just enlightening you is all Haha you probably have more pairs of jeans than I do to be honest And figures.....I bet you'll have 3 different shirts for each day or something you woman! And it was decided just now of course PSSSSHHHH whatever, that's the 8th time you've cancelled them then

Haha I don't know either, but clearly it is!

Yeah but they're always funny so cheers for that you know And awesome, can't wait!

So you've had your license, and now you need to do lessons to drive alone right? Or do you need to take another test after all the lessons?

We have to take a test to get our permit (which means we can drive but we have to be with an adult) then we have like 6 driving hours/lessons and then a road test for our license...I was so glad for it to be over haha

That's the best part! I love cranking my Muse music up to full volume and rocking out:\mm/:

Yeah I know, it's cracking me up too much probably

Yeaaah I know, tell me about it....but yeah just going through my loads of e-mails at the moment but should be all set here in a few! And oh nooo we never did you're right! Will have to figure that out over the next few days or so. But alright sounds good, catch you in a bit

Oh and guess what....Reading is FUN....

AND. Yes girls are bitches mmmhmmmm. We just vary in what type of bitchiness we specialize in. lol steal his attention?

:LOL: Quite the mental image passing through right now! Glad he'd be courteous enough to take off his socks, though. Sex with sox on =

I have had Derp Derpinson for a while now, but I've been to lazy to change him. You should give me ideas You are, after all, a famous photoshopierre. <--real word.

:LOL: That's excellent though. I have several gay and lesbian friends as well and they're brilliant. Has never bothered me either, but I feel so bad when they get harassed for it. You love digging yourself into a hole don't you. Thoughtful of you to give your friend's number away! Many times have I written down a note with a friend's number on a napkin and given it to the waiter against her will.

Yeah somehow I remember most of the night and what happened, regardless of how fucked up I was. But I'll never do that again that's for sure. I'm all for a bit of fun and risk here and there but that was way too close of a call. Oh dear god. :LOL: Moments like that you shouldn't laugh at the time, but then afterward once it's all okay you never let him live it down. True asshole style.

So how was the release of the Nintendo 64 last week? I heard the entire town showed up in your local city hall to take turns playing the single system you Mancurians were able to snag!

Hmmm, I think I understand. I just always thought lad was another term for a boy or a guy or something. Aw why do you ditch out on people? And it's on my list of things to do! Again, if I end up living in London or anywhere in the UK, I'll definitely take advantage of the easy and cheap traveling. Just my flight tickets to London were around 1 grand. It makes me upset thinking about it...

As a guy it's much easier for you to brush things off! I'm expected to be caring and nurturing and have to worm my way out of those situations time and time again.