Me day was alrahh thankyeh. It was my day off so naturally I spent it doing maths.

BUMBAG? What are you? A mum from the 90s??!

Yes but you're not. You were made by Mr + Mrs pendanski who may or may not be called pendanski. And who don't have the same name.

Did you have a nice day today?

Okay turns out I have 30 mins of Chloe time

Ghetto eh? You should wear a space style clock on a necklace, that would look cool.

Chloe, sorry but I only play Yamahas

OH COOL! You could foil up your doc martins and use them as space boots

Sorry, I can't really talk I've still got work plus an hour of piano ahead of me, talk at 10

SORRY FOR POOH-POOHING YOUUUUuuuuuu

Cool What are you doing for a space helmet?

I sorted out my boat party outfit, proper 70s

Yeah...I'm just wearing a corduroy blazer over my cream jumper

Yes, the queen is dead, thatcher's a right twat and all that

Anyway my friends are here Talk later.

OH um the rhetorical one

You...don't know what derogatory means?

Why should we? Derogatory terms are far more affectionate.

(Did I really just say that?)

I call them cafs GOT A PROBLEM SUNSHOIN?

Yeah yeah sure, are we gonna visit a nice caf for lunch one day?

Wow I love those ellipses...!

You seem...a bit more crazy if anything.

Annoying...even when I'm not trying. That's the beauty of it.

You know I was worried these new circumstances would mean the end of our epic banter, I was wrong!

Oh I can't remember...sounded like he expected it!

I went and cried (not literally) to him when you went 'ape-shit'...so yeah I'd imagine he's figured it out.

Yeahyeahyeah just for you

Just as long as you're not one-dimensional.

I so wish I could show you me piano stuff. Did you know I learnt one song back in september just to impress you?

Nope...but it umm went away.

Okay I'm fine now I think. I was just in serious need of some physical appreciation.

I told you already, I'M THE NOOGIYEER IN THIS RELATIONSHIP!

And you're the noogie-ee

You've wanted this for a long time haven't you? Awww, though, awwww...

I have to go now, we'll talke later

Wait. There's no 'e' in talk?

Okay fine, look, I would like to see you longer but you live a long way away. I've never done ANYTHING like this before. I'm not saying I wouldn't like another day...it's just...4 days is a long time in a place I've never been to with only...2 people I know. Next time I'll get an open return or something. Oh and I'm not angry, I know how that looks...

Yeah but lady, you're more than just 'happy' now aren't you?

Well okay but I don't know where to look

O, I C. Well you better get started then! I've got a ton of cleaning to do before my friends come round too...

Oh...okay...something's happening. I feel funny...I think I'm finnALLLY NOT SAD ANYMORE :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Whoa...

You'll do nothing of the sort! It's only £40 anyway.

Wow...that's only a 2 month wait. (no sarcasm)

ANOTHER party chloe? Didn't you say you don't go to many parties?

I highly doubt it, not without lots of extra charge anyway. It's alright, you can come for like 4 days in the summer or summit.

What homework have you got to do?