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Samuel

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  1. ahahahaha :LOL: chloe that was FLIPPING hilarious

    i don't know if i saw the one you were talking about but the magic boy makes some magic snow out of his sleeve

    and the teacher just looks at it and goes

    '...okay, that was actually quite good'

    BAI4GOOD BUT NOT NECESSARILY FOR GOOD

    X

  2. yeah i don't think cyber spooning would be particularly warm, someone should invent usb arms you can attach to the back of your chair and that another person on msn can activate to spoon you

    wait you could be stealing my idea this very moment, you keep your hands off it!

    aaannnddd i will go to, as im only actually online to talk to yousa

    BAIX

     

    ahh the story of balamory, WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW HMM!

  3. chloe...YOU DID IT AAAGGAIN! i thought 'wow 5 minutes is kinda pushing it, chloe normally replies by this time, i betta check...OH'

    i no it gets confusing when you have two windows open i've done it a few times

     

    but anyone back on to the conversation at hand

    well then just tell her she's a bitch! actually don't for some reason that normally makes things worse

    wwaaiiit you can't spoon mee if im spooning you silly! that's just a hug backwards!

    oh how i crave spooning ever since my spooning buddy went and got a bloody boyfriend...

    x

  4. eeeeuauauurrghghh lynx

    I'm so not staring at a can of it right now

    is it really possible to be 'fuckbuddies' though? every instance of that i've seen has sprouted into a fully blown relationship

    of course any advice i can give you will totally and utterly be automatically irrelevant since my experience in the matter is nul

    chloe if I lived near you, i would pay you a visit and bally well spoon you!!

    wonder what my pulling's like...

    x

  5. :ohmy: what's that? like does it actually smell of chocolate?
  6. did he say why he thought it was a mistake? e.g. did he say he didn't like you enough, or summit like that

    least you got some gooood spooning, that's always fun

    x

  7. kinda...

    they're nice though i lovem

    why so sad? :'( I WEEP FOR YOU CHLOE!

  8. ahh true i'll get some nanny brogue boots first they're more practical

    I'M GRREEAATT! well sorta, been bored all day, you?

    how was this little endeavour with *gasps* THE BOY!

  9. chloe i wanna splash out on some really nice shoes, but I don't know what to get,

    these or the orgasm-inducing boots

    HELP ME!

  10. alright i confess

    you're profile page is my homepage :$

  11. CHLOE! you posted it on your page again you silly sausage!

  12. nooo my friend THESE are sex in shoe form

     

    i live to acquire them

  13. yeah they're weird :erm:

    but my mate calls them dominatrix boots :rolleyes:

  14. see im already egotastical!

    i meant THANKYOU FOR YOUR KIND WORDS CLOZZEEYYY!

  15. ....

    ....

    ....they do don't they?

    most people make fun of my mahoosive feet :$

  16. awwwwwhhhhhhhstopit! the last thing i need is an inflated self esteem :LOL:

  17. you haz to highlight the word and then click hyperlink and then paste teh URL in teh bar

    river fal eh? well that certainly narrows it down

    i'll come see you when my band does our world tour!

    ...:erm:

    blues-brothers-color.jpg

    its the only look you ever need!

    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  18. and cool like the blues brothers!

    omg please get a blues brothers suit chloe!!

     

    ohhh why can't cob...ohhhh wait, i don't trust you enough to tell you where i live! i was gonna say that if I did that i'd probably get shanked or merced by the resident chav population

    my week was lovely but my jacket hasn't arrived yet :( and they don't deliver on saturdays, double :(:(

    NYAH!

  19. chloe there's like bare pages on that site! you expect me to look through all of dem...

    get some wayfarers! like 80s, they look well kewl

    how are you though my dear? have you had an utmost splendid week?

    x

  20. :kiss: and thats where I make my exit, tis been a pleasure doing business wif you chloe and goodnight

    wham-bam-thankyou-madam

    x

  21. i bet in like 3 years i'll be fit, watch this space!

  22. flirting in the most explicit way possible chloe? :LOL:

    I'm flattered but I'm ugly really, one day I will post a pic of my face and you will see...

  23. you know what chloe

     

     

    you really do

  24. yah! yah! of course they're actually quite good looking anyway but yeah!

  25. but she's really nice too, but yeah tryna get over her so enough of that

    omg desperate housewives is sooooooo good right now!!!

    x

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