I was just trying to find you some light relief as it happens :LOL:

Hahaha noooo it wasn't for that reason, even if you do always say that yourself. Either way I love your cheeks and you're indefinitely cuter than a chipmunk

Yeah must be, suppose it doesn't help knowing it's not for your major etc you know, but just do what you can my dear and try not to stress...Just let me know when you're all done etc so I can come bug you for a little while.

I have, only did an hour tonight though, so will finish off one of my bits of coursework tomorrow and then do the other Thursday or maybe even Sunday. And what!? you can't blame me for this! if anything I've just helped you become cool, not my fault that means sometimes not bothering with work

:LOL:

Thought of you as soon as I stumbled across it

Aww really? everyone has days like that though, just don't push yourself to do too much you know?

That said I haev done all mine for the evening

So these are the Deadmau5 CD's I had! one I had to split into two though as it was too large but you've got most of his original material between the two

http://www.sendspace.com/file/n5vk17

http://www.sendspace.com/file/j8hwhq

http://www.sendspace.com/file/9m1mvr

So you should! small change though woman, spend some more

I'm so sorry my phone just ran out of battery

Yeah...riiiiiight, riiiiiiight actually awww I'll stop, fine mwaaah! Yeah you're right my flat was posh, South West London...come on

Awww I know you don't, I know. But just do what you feel like tonight and don't stress about it, since you have all those days Hahaha really? well I mean if they can't even spell right they can fuck off really, that's hilarious though But cool, well I have writ one up, it's kinda basic without too much info, but I think it's ok...I'll forward it to you on Facebook in a sec if that is ok? Just let me know if you think I should add anything etc as my mind has gone blank!

Believe me I will come away with money...I always find a way Seriously, I will buy one! I'm not washing my clothes with other people

Haha they are, it's actually kinda funny I did think of you though. You did? that's actually hilarious and you have to admit kind of true?...

Anyway, I'll send you that email on facebook quick then jump in the shower. So I should be done in like 30 minutes. Let me know what you have going on dear and we'll sort something out

Yeah when you were saying about how your heating being turned on in your building! I know you never listened to me But well you can't in your apartment clearly, bare in mind I could in my flat I am not having a cold shower though...no chance!

Haha well done you! christ and you call me a slacker, I fitted in 20 hours of work in 2 nights But good luck, I'm sure you'll be fine dear and I might do, I've opened up but just not sure on how much detail to include nor how to ask them about requirements etc...I hate wording things like this!?

Oh really!? I'm not sure I could cope with that...next year, we or well I at least will buy a washing machine!

Haha I have the wrestling on whilst I'm attempting to write this mail Jerry The King Lawler is ripping it out of Minnesota

Remember what I was saying to you the other day about how we can control the temperature of our water and heating at all times? Well some cunt has turned the water down and now it's freezing! But if anything we're more technologically advanced Should be like 10 minutes though, not too long.

Haha oh you well I'll need a little bit of time I suppose as I hate writing things like this, never know how to start...so crack on if you like?

Why!? do you have to share laundry facilities with the building or something?

Haha well I'm going in a sec to get ready, just need to wait for out bloody water to get warm I'm going to devise my email whilst I am waiting, or well at least try to.

Ok, soooo I'm really going now.Sorrrrrrrry!

I did, out of curiosity! I just knew they'd be some unfortunately named places

Haha Missouri is Midwest though...right? Maybe we could make it like a pilgrimage? I hear they do a colossal crab paste...

I don;t know? I'd actually like to think they were blissfully unaware, but surely it's too good to be true?

OMG! That looks awesome, I want it!

Looks classy....

http://thebeardedclamkimberlingcity.com/

Haha well you will see for yourself my dear and wait what!?...I wasn't talking about you...Liam Gallagher silly! haha teasing of course, but shush you know what I meant...and it's not like I put anyone else in that echelon! Franz are a great!? hmmm I have no idea what you've been listening to? No he is, seriously think about it sensibly...

I have no idea, but there's at least 90,000 of them!? You'd be surprised actually, there's an NFL Europe made of sides from all around the main continent..there was a London team a few years back but they flopped miserably. Although this one will actually compete with you lot! Haha nice one though, I like the comparison

Hahahaha brilliant, I will have to take note of that one..first person I am messaging now? a guy called Simon CHUNG But shush I know loads, I could probably get a doctorate in it..but I'm not a nerd . What!? it's Big Kev though....

Tell me about it!? luckily I will have all day Thursday as well of course as it's my day off..I made little leeway today mind

Oh you, you really never ever bitch...it's fine and always will be silly..mwaaah! and come on, I as only teasing my dear...just glad you do have more time even if it does mean you can't slack

I did indeed, just thought I'd reply whilst I'm waiting for my drink..so I will be on shortly as you know

It's excellent! And yeah I reckon we might be on to something...that said it might not make us those billions

I know, it's uncanny To be fair, our football is probably taking even more seriously, I know I care about it more than anything other than one 'thing' if I'm totally honest.. So I can relate to that! But you shut it, this is coming from the fangirl of bands such as Muse and Franz Ferdinand...weird bands, weird geeks as band members and even weirder fans Anyway if you take everything into consideration Noel Gallagher probably is the closest we'll ever come to God actually existing.

Yeah! I mean I know of Denver but didn't realise they had a football team!? I have never heard of them anyway haha. But yeah it gets really big turn outs, I have no idea who goes though..I'm pretty sure us English only go for the cheerleaders though? ;LOL: That said there's talk of creating a London franchise in the future.

I didn't mean it like that, just giving you an insight into the potential ;p...it's that or ancient Chinese transcripts up to you! Seriously maybe that's even doing it an injustice haha.

Yeah I'm fine now, I haven't writ much but I know when I am doing at least plus I have 3 days to do it anyway. But thanks my darling

Aww it's sweet though and really means a lot and nooo you really don't, I mean only when you really have to 'rant' you know and I would rather you 'rant' at me you know then bottle it all up, since I love you 'n all. It's what I am here for and always will be. And really? hahaha nice one Steph...nice one, such a winner ... teasing of course, at least you made some inroads I suppose though so that's something. hopefully you're feeling ok about it all now? Aww of course my dear

OK nice one, well I'll probably spend another hour on it if that's ok? sorry to keep you waiting though! So I will text or message you as soon as I am done of course.

It's really well made though, haha excellent stuff and quite a sweet gesture really Haha yeah tell me about it...buuut I think we might be ok? plus this maybe a safer bet than breeding midgets?

Haha I have just seen on your facebook! that's actually brilliant, and wellll you never know if I crack this business/economics bollocks you could start one up with my errrrr expertise

I know! or have you ever watched 'Of Mice and Men?' anyway he totally looks like John Malkovich's retarded character in that and yeah you're probably right, especially in the celebrity obsessed culture we live in.

Haha it's true, just so bizarre to be that obsessed....plus as if Noel Gallagher has a hero

This year it's San Francisco vs Denver I think, only a couple of weeks away as well...Denver!? who are they! Usually gets quite a good turn out as well, full house in fact. Which is pretty good considering Wembley has a 90,000 capacity. But he totally would, I'd go myself if was going to be there...you'd have like 85,000 Englishmen going mental and then 5,000 American expatriates turning their backs in disgust

Hehe awww seeee, mwaaah! You really should, I mean you can even interchange its meaning between a penis and a form of sausage, its potential is endless Unless of course we're talking about Big Kev's penis...we're talking a whole weiner factory then....

I'm going to stick with United I think, mainly because it makes me hate them even more...so every cloud 'n all that But yeah I think I'll scarp my notes for now and do what me and my lecturer agreed on, as I do have a fair amount of knowledge anyway and do know United reasonably well..it's just my notes don't correlate at all...I have no idea what I was doing but I have now made a start at least.

But thanks dear, that means a lot you know..you're being very sweet especially after I said I would never rant about class work haha. Aww you, well what do you think you're going to do? would it maybe be best to read them all first than diving straight in? Or is there anyway you could like just read the bits you need if that makes sense in relation to what you're writing about at the time? If that makes sense? Either way I know you'll crack it in the end, you always do my dear Please don't get too despondent *hugs*

Well nice one my dear, really cannot wait to catch you ...I will hit you up when I am done. Will probably just send you a text if the thing is working if that is ok? I'm sure we'll both get it all sorted as well, so no worries there my love.

Haha he just looks a bit downs to me is all! I don't get where the attraction is, I reckon it was probably more his character traits...as you say the good wholesome American family man more than anything. For example I also found this

Exactly, instant worldwide publicity...he'll make millions, a clever move if anything and an instant hero to the English public. We have one NFL game a year played at Wembley, seriously if the Vikings come next time he'll get the biggest cheer of the night

Welllll you know how you say my English ways are cute? it's just like that is all it is a great word though I'll give you that.

I have loads of notes, but that's my problem! They completely contradict what I seemingly need to do..I have made sense of it myself, but when I read back I lose all insight I had. I think it may be by choice of company to write the report on....seriously, Micro and Macro economic factors of Manchester United Ltd shouldn't be this hard! But it's so difficult to obtain any information since they don't float on the stock exchange....and sorry I'm ranting now But thanks dear I am sure I will be fine how are you doing by the way? hope it's all going better for you?

I'll probably just do my usual 5-6am to be honest dear, or whenever you need to get off as I know you have an early one tomorrow so will probably work for like another 2-3 hours but would love to catch you after if that will work for you? So of course we'll sort something dear, can't wait you know?

Oh I just randomly googled him to see what he actually looked like. He looks mentally retarded, he had no chance Gridiron player or not

It should be And well it will be at least to the rest of the world, or well the UK since we know nothing about the sport. But a guy whacking his cock and taking a picture of it? Legend

Weiner? that's so American but sweet coming from you all the same

I haven't even started Even though I know what I'm doing and exactly what I need to do it still makes no sense and I can't relate it enough to actually write anything down. This looked so easy as well...meh. But well done you, I have 8 assignments in this one unit to finish, then another 3 units in different subjects with 6-8 in each. FML. Although the others I essentially have 2 weeks to do, but still. But aww you, do you need to get them done now? I'm close to calling it a night already and giving up for now..I can't though. I'm just looking forward to catching you!

This Brett Favre fella is fast becoming my new idol

Also I'm pretty sure that's John Cena's body as well

Haha seeeee And yeah one of them was I suppose, it's just their wings as I say!

Oh come on...you'd love it I promise Well come on there was no need for the ":rolleyes:" was there? things are always too much for you *sigh* But aww ok, ok fiiiiine Mwaaaah! :kiss:And christ? I mean I have only seen one like 5 times in my whole life from what I can remember and they've always been tiny!?

And yeah tell me about it, it's for Business and Economics, the first bit I did fine the other night...now this makes no sense! I can't even remember learning any of it? let alone took any notes. Going to have to be an internet jobby I feel.

Ah well the whole app is screwed now it seems, won't even load up Might have to reinstall it. But in case I can't text you I will message you on here N'aww

Well I just happen to love it I suppose Noooo come on, you know I don't like bats so don't give me that...I'll let you off though *sigh*

Haha well I might know just the guy, he prefers bed shares though if that's ok And come on, I just said I will dispose of all centipedes and then you act like that?! this really is one way And seriously, bigger than spiders? they're tiny over here.

I've been looking at the same word document for 3 hours now, I just don't even know where to start...meh!

Oh and my texts aren't going through hopefully they will eventually. If not I will definitely let you know when I have finished/had enough. Definitely can't wait to catch you

Hahaha well I'm not exactly knocking it am I? And noooo don't be like that, you posted bats on my wall before after all!

Hehe well that sounds good to me, need a lodger? And great well I will happily oblige then..but will you take out the spiders?...pleeeeeease! And I think centipedes are vile as well, but they're always pretty small and on the floor so you can just stand on them. Spiders are sneaking cunts, hiding on walls and ceilings and stuff

Haha being all sweet and then you call me a cunt, that's why I love you Aww what!? why would you do that, low blow Klein...low blow

Aww well give it a year and you might just have someone around to squish them for you