I would, but already mum is telling me to get off Stupid bloody internet cacked off at the wrong time

I drank 3 sambucca shots last night...and I NEVER drink shots. It was with one of my hairdresser and Heledd's AWESOMEFACE friend called Lowri, and she was hammered pwopa lulzy times, but I can't remember a lot of it.

Again, v.sorry Sammy Couldn't have come at a worse time. I'll be back up and running next week though, and I'll inform you of when we get that new router. I might take a day off too

I still can't get the bastard to work. plus I'm still slightly tipsy from last night.

Oh god, I got trollied /runsaway

Nah, she has a pistol though...not kinky enough. I was going to assemble an all-girlgroup to kick some arse, but if the rest of the alien girls are like her (she's human though) I might have to go with big ugly aliens like Garrus and Mordin (lol Mordin, he's my hero..I'm gonna call the laptop that) to fight with me.

I'm off to watch the footy see ya tomorrow x

No, I had a convo with her last night (it's like a SPACE AGE soap opera) and I asked her about herself, and she said she was enhanced in the biology department. I asked her how, and she said she can heal herself quicker than anyone, so I said goodbye (or just leave her:LOL:) and she gave me the most sarcastic "oh, of COURSE Commander" ever. I felt like I should have turned around and bitch slapped her, but I don't know how to do that yet...

She's a bigger slut than Vanille. At least Vanille was kinda Naive

I'm a dumbarse - OF COURSE I DON'T NEED A CD!!

I'm having a slow Chrome discussion of how poo TR is on ML.

AND MASS EFFECT 2 IS HEEERE I am a lady on it, and I have awesome pink armour, I hate Miranda the cocky little bitch, and I kick more arse than Chuck Norris <3

Oh yeah I forgot about that! Just use the laptop instead of the computer...umm...I could do that, but it would be full of wires and shit.

Tell you what, If I don't get this msn sorted today, I'll do it tomorrow so we can chat Also, I've finished graphics module 1, so I'm free basically! I'm not free today, I'm going out soon for lunch then supper with sisters and their partners - much a drunk to be had!

*tries to remember the modem link* I think I'd have to install it though I can't find the damned CD. JUST hope the wireless comes soon next week.

Ok, it said unknown error... D:

Thing is, I had to install it for the shiny laptop (I should give it a name...something with T) and I haven't noticed any changes

55% done now. Don't know if it's trolling or what AT LEAST IT NEVER CUTS ON WIRED!!!

That might take forever to install D:

Nah, I'll wait on MSN to finish, but that's taking its bloody time too. Thank god I kept the wired modem - what a lifesaver

Hai! I guess you're wondering where I am. Well, the wireless thing collapsed and blew a fuse, so now I'm on wired connection on the old computer, and it hasn't got the new msn, so I'm taking care of that this weekend. Hopefully that'll be done by tomorrow, and new wireless is coming next week some time. Hang tight

Thanks a lot!

Thank you very much! Let's hope for an Arsenal win ey? (It's happening at the moment, YAY)

When will you be back? I need my Sammy2011 fix xx

I want an ipod ...or a bloody phone that can go on the interwebz

IT!? I CAN'T BELIEVE I SAID IT!!! I MEAN HER!!

Such nastiness....I blame morning

Yo, can't make it tonight/early morning today My nan's in hospital so I'm going to see it. You missed 4 glasses-of-wine Ilid last night! x

AH SHIT. I went to get lunch then Coke and I don't agree? We don't normally, but I've started to drink a ton of it lately. Must be bad thinking. Cranberry doesn't make me shit like a waterfall tho

I think it's because RT is really dull, and WE NEED A NEW MEME! I'm more interested in conversation than actual forum speech, and the trolls piss me off on ML.

Hmm...my digestive system is fucked I do feel very tired, and I couldn't wake up at all for college today, so I thought I'd do work at home - it's an indipendant working day, so I'm not missing anything anyway. I do feel weird...I don't like it I drank 3.5 cans of coke and a pint of cranberry juice yesterday, which (the coke) grosses me out.

Kind of! I'm working at home today because I'm very dehydrated for some reason It's very annoying.

I have to say that ML is boring the fuck out of me lately. Atease is probably my favourite forum now, and even here is getting above it :\

I SHAT BRIX.

Silly Muse.

That's probably like mega old. They both look very different now (Heledd has brownish hair) and I'm the darkest out of the 3 \m/

Then I will slappa your face!

I will scream, bloody murder!

This body don't come for free, honey.

i'M SORRY, I'm more of a Jacob man.