Miiiiiiiiaaa*says as though you're in trouble*

ima fuck you up

MIA

That's what I thought.

ima fuck you up

Ima fuck you up.

ima fuck you up

green jacket, gold jacket

who gives a shit

if i see you on the highway better get the fuck outta mah way

I'm glad you dressed up for the occasion

- *Shot of old man in cowboy-themed shirt and bottoms* Hey if i saw myself in clothes like those I'd have to kick my own ass.

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast

- ....YOU EAT PIECES OF SHIT FOR BREAKFAST?

What happened?

- Wouldn't let me play in the Pro-Tour anymore.

Oh I'm sorry.. Because you're black?

- HELL NO,. DAMN ALLIGATOR BIT MAH HAND OFF

My Moses makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants

Suck me bitch

MY SALSA MAKES ALL THE PRETTY GIRLS WANT TO DANCE AND TAKE OFF THEIR UNDERPANTS

ihdhklds

My Salsa

Kkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnddddice

i kan-dance

How are you taking to the Australian Spring?

WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JJJJJJJJo

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You appear to be getting enough love by the looks of it

hells yee

beardy is coming along

I WANNA HAVE SEX WITH YO BODEH

But Grizzly Adams did have a beard

is...is that you?

YO BRO WAZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHATS HAPPENIN'

WHATS THE HIZZAP

NICE BEARD

CUT MINE RECENTLY

Now it's slightly longer than yours. I MISS IT, IT MUST BE DOWN TO MAH TITTIES