“Pornography is pornography, what is there to see? Movies are attempting to destroy something that’s supposed to be the most beautiful thing a man and a woman can have by making it cheap and common.”

– Nancy Reagan

Boozey approves of your post. A LOT.

ololololol

Haha, worry not my sweet. <3

And how the hell have I not befriended you yet?

Hey baby, you wanna slip your digits into my bag? Except, y'know, I already have your number, and, y'know, your phone isn't working.

OMG, your profile pic! :LOL:

I know I did because I hate flipping back and forth between profiles, but whatevs. There are already threads for most of the shit you post, and the rest can probably fit in Banter or whatever. I know there's a dry spell at the moment, but giving a thirsty man piss to drink isn't doing him a favor--it's insulting.

And I only discussed it in the threads/in response to posts that it applied to. It's not like I'm bitching randomly all over the board.

It just comes down to the fact that I don't suffer fools gladly.

ololol

Too bad you can't see my nipples. They're in there. You can see the one on the left if you look really close.

Ryan: Haha, was fun, wasn't it?

Josh: Who wouldn't want to climb on a back like that?

Try doing it for over a year in another country. Talk about a come-down.

Meeting your face helped though!

And nowhere to be found now. Some bitch is being cheeky.

Avatar of win!

Aww, cheers mate. I'd love to be on more, but stupid work gives me stupid hours and I'm too stupidly tired to post most of the time. I do what I can though!

Because they're pointless, redundant, and a waste of space. Is that all?

Being a bearded muppet lady with visible nipples has its advatages.

Blates.

Even without drink, bahahhahahaaa!

Excellent! Is there a pay bump? Or are you just happy to not be doing receptionist bullshit?

FFS. Get out of my profile now. Kthx.

Go for it! I look forward to reading it!

Gorgeous!