My job sucks bunny balls. It's low paying, and of very low interest, but it's also fairly innocuous and I have time to mess around a bit on the web. Hence the bunny balls, and not, like, rabid chimpanzee balls.

I don't really want to move to Qatar. I have a daughter, so I feel like I should go somewhere that would be fairly easy and not too expensive for my parents to visit. They would hire a hitman if I took her too far from them. I'm thinking Canada or the UK is probably as far as I could go without them throwing the biggest of hissies (and by "biggest of hissies" I do mean hiring a hitman to take me downnnntowwnnnnn - I'm only somewhat joking).

How do you look crossdressing? Some guys can totally pull it off. Besides, didn't you know? It's totally the IN thing right now! I crossdress too - it's just more acceptable for girls to wear jeans and old t-shirts...