aluff yoo.

I DO, bitch. I've only just woken up though Even though my sleeping patterns have been normal lately too. RUBBISH.

I've forgotten about that, but I remembered something I was going to say, I might not be able to do the music course <_> I'll have to go to the college to check. It's £500+ plus squid too.

ALSO I'm being charged 50 notes for having an overdraft... FUCK OFF >:|

Just back from the flick?

No problemo.

It was my pleasure. Check out the dancing otter on my profile! He's so happy.

Lucky fell asleep on me.

Up to 583 now.

I'll go if I can tomorrow, and buy you some scrummy munch. No promises though

Yeah, I registered mine the other day, I meant to remind you to, but forgot

This IS the delete all, it's up to 245 now.

If I was doing it individually it would take YEARS O_O

It's on all week, babe!

If you don't want to wait for me though, I don't mind if you want to go with one of yo' girlfriends

To free up space I'm deleting 1439 sent text messages at a rate of one a second up to 38

Soooo not as much as me then?

You're allowed chocolate, just NOT MUCH! > You're lucky I wasn't there, would've whooped your ass.

I don't know about tomorrow, but we deffo will soon. We have to see Bruno, innit?

Good thing too, because this phone fixing is going nowhere FAST... stupid PC interface >

What did you eat?

I've had, soup and 6 slices of break, slimfast shake, protein shake, huge plate of mash and veg. I bet I win

Eugh, phone is 'sploding, I'm trying to sort it out, that's why I haven't replied.

Well I haven't even been able to see what you said yet, in fact.

Awww, sleep well

I'll do my best, only for you though.

What's the matter baby cakes?

I know, that's why I can't ever stay here for long. I'm pretty big down there and after a while the blood loss makes me feel faint.

Ahhh, that's good. I like my laydees like I like my frosties.

It's better this way, it means you'll sleep like a baby when you go to bed... what happened with the tree?

We have a huge tree in our garden, it's always threatening to come down.

I'm okay, bit of a weird day ... half away, half asleep. Taking a day off from exercise today, let my aching body rest. Back to it tomorrow though, gotta look good fo' mah ho'.

It took me a while to get how that could be dirty.

I'm always like that around you though

How YOU doin'?

Sup baby gurl?

Say whuuuut? O_O

You're super

I have to, but I'll be back later.

Ooh, I think I know what you mean. *hugs*

YOU SAYIN' I AINT?

*ties you up and slaps you down*

Aw thanks.

Seriously, never worry about me. I don't like the fact I always seem to be complaining now

Just assume I'm always happy.

I could never dump you, I'd be too sad.

Wait! I MEAN... BITCH I could dump yo ass if I wanted, but yo so fine, so I'll keep yo 'round, FO NOW.

You'd better have.

Yo' ass is mine FO KEEPS, too sexy to turn you loose