But I've already had to turn down Ril.........I did lead him on a bit, sorry

But I've been trying for a whole year, grad schemes and all that!

But there's 3 options! Maybe I'll use a dice I need to make my bed too and put my washing out, so much to do! :'( I'm a bad boy today

Can I be your assistant? I think we'd make a great team

can they be groovy so we can dance too?

Cydonia is a region on mars, so they can't I'll work on a name whilst i'm bored at work What tunes shall we play?

Did you get breakfast?

Did you want me to stay? I know, i've printed it off and see where I can fit them in

Do I have to explain everything? places where they give special massages I'm trying, but I don't want to do too much exercise before bed. I took my shirt off and I have very silly tan lines

do some work!

Do you give lapdances? Awesome, that was my plan the whole time, and hooters for food Ooh the boat trips are all you can drink as long as you keep hold of the glass

Do you think i'd just watch a film for a pretty girl? Ok we'll see Franz, I was hoping for Placebo but Franz will do Sort it! Yay I get to go for one pint at the pub

Does that mean I win then?

Don't scare my like that! Who would I have to talk to if you left me? The film? Its rubbish Watch Tim Henman matches on Youtube What band we going to see then?

err you what?

feet fish!

Fine we'll just call it 'Cydoniababy'

Fine, don't say I didn't offer Haha aww, do you make up your own songs then? I like learning other people's stuff. I taught myself how to play

Go With the Flow by Queens of the Stone Age

Good good! No, its too hot, and I don't want to practice just yet :'( Argh work have screwed me over What you doing today?

Good morning! How are you? Tennis has destroyed me, I lost so i'm going back to bed for a cry :'(

Graduate Training Schemes, basically when a big company recruits you and takes over your life then discards you if you're not good enough

Guy from work who has already text me to tell me how drunk he is!

Haha aww No, why would I do that? Do you really think that low of me? Yeah it is, but I thought i'd contribute more I can't be bothered to do any work, I'm quite up for getting drunk again

Haha I prefer Bloc Party to Franz I'm seeing Bloc Party for the second time this year in October I really want to see Placebo though! I'm going to bed about 9ish so I can get rid of this illness and get a lot of edits on my dissertation done tomorrow:'(