Hi

Well you should speak clearly, I'm amazing but not that good! Meat is better than cheese I agree, favourite meat? seeing as you don't have a favourite cheese!

You said they were weird! Its ok though . you hate cheese? I love it

I'm trying to finish my dissertation and desperately looking for a job, but its not going too well

I have no soup! I had cheese and beans on toast! Why is it weird?

Mine are usually life related, I dream about work or uni or something weird like that No running for me today I don't know what to have for lunch!

No! I feel better now I've had a coffee and went for a walk I had a really nice dream but I can't remember it now :'(

I feel ill again today! :'(

Only if there's a good prize Right, its almost my bed time. I will message you tomorrow unless you decide to hate me and my pencil loving ways over night

I'm both I have a degree

Yes. I'm obsessed Of course I didn't silly, I clicked view conversation and it told me! So you think I should keep working out then? Will I get a promotion?

We're up to 72 conversation messages I don't like you're universe anymore

I'm no junior!

Can I be your assistant? I think we'd make a great team

I knew you'd agree I love my sleeping pattern, my uni mates used to laugh when I was in halls that I made 21 consecutive breakfasts . What life dream do you have then? I told you mine!

I'll be the next Tim Henman, a loveable loser I'll send you a card and my latest geography article ooh spaghetti, I had sausage and chips at lunch . No I am not an owl, I'm a tiredy boy

Ooh what did you have? My productivity has gone down hill, its getting late I think I'm going to get good at tennis over the summer and turn pro

I've not been in chat for ages! How are you doing?

I am back. Most boring 4 hours of my life Did you miss me?

Really? I'm off to work now anyway. Don't miss me too much

Nah I'll use my banter skills to get ahead . Give me some inspiration!