Now it's just painfully close

I'm not bad. My mom decided do have a weird conversation with me regarding my user name.

Her: You know what 'Daft Moron' means, don't you? It means 'stupid moron'.

Me: Yeah I know that. That's why I have the user name. It sounds funny.

Her: People are gonna think you're an idiot.

Me: Okay then? I really don't care one way or the other.

She kept trying to tell me what people's first impression was going to be of me... It was kinda weird