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  1. In part of my dream last night I wanted to listen to PiB so for some reason I had to plug my earphones into the bathroom sink so that I could listen to it. :wtf: ..so I was listening to it when I look out the window and Matts playing the riff whilst bouncing on a trampoline :LOL: so I was like wooww:eek: but then he jumped too high and lost his balance and smacked his face off the window so I was like oh shit! and ran down the stairs to see if he was alright. But then I fell down the stairs because I tripped over my dads cat so I woke up in the middle of the night. :chuckle:

     

    :LOL: That is awesome!

  2. It was snowing outside even though it was summertime. We were in a cathedral, one with rusticated walls and many spindly buttresses on the interior as well as the exterior of the structure and gray and pink stained glass windows. Anyway there was a fashion show of some sort in said cathedral by some famous designer, but the designer couldn't find the right model to showcase them.

     

    So he wandered around and found Matt (the one in the Sunburn video) high off his head in mushrooms in a field, and jumped up and down ecstatically, saying "I found him, I found him!" and began to kidnap Matt. Dom, Chris, and Tom were there, too, and asked the designer what he was doing, and he said he needed a model for his very important fashion show. They all thought it would be very funny so they went with him.

     

    So then it cuts directly to the show, and basically the only thing I did in the whole dream was be a spectator, where I watched Matt strut up and down the runway in one ridiculous female costume after another. All sorts of lace and ruffles and gaudy pink with fancy headdresses and coats of the non-granny variety.

     

    And then Matt finally realized what he was doing and turned into an angry teenager with a tantrum problem and he started cursing everyone out, though he seemed like he secretly enjoyed it as well, and then I woke up.

  3. I had a dream that Matt was an elevator mechanic and had an IQ of 156 in a Japanese hotel, and I was trying to babysit some obnoxious girl that kept trying to destroy my computer. Everything was made out of Legos, including the people. :wtf:

  4. I never got very far in Kingdom Hearts... lost interest a short way in. :erm:

    but anyway, last night I dreamed that Muse were in a photoshoot and Dom kept photobombing while singing Bliss very badly. :LOL: I was the photographer.

  5. :chuckle: Matt always randomly appears in my dreams. Once he was a Computer teacher and was showing pictures of himself on a slideshow to the class but I was too busy playing hide and seek under the table to ask why. :LOL:

     

    :LOL: Sounds like too much PMT lurking.

     

    I remember Muse being in my dream last night, I just don't remember what it was... :(

  6. I had a dream that Dom and I went to the mall and he wanted me to take him to Victoria's Secret because he needed a bra and he didn't want to go with anyone else because he was self-concsious about his small size. :facepalm::LOL:

    Oh my God! That's hysterical!! :LOL::LOL:LOL:

     

     

    Had a very disturbing dream the other night.

     

    Can't remember the very beginning of it but I was floating and watching stuff happening in front of me. Dom was laying on some couch in the middle of the field, shirtless, and suddenly tiger was on top of him, but it wasn't a real tiger, it was Matt in disguise. :stunned: And I saw Dom being tied down and blindfolded and Matt had huge black sharp fingernails.

    All of the sudden, Matt jumps up in the air and he has wings, does a flip in the air and starts falling down towards Dom, stabbing him with a huge dagger :eek: jumping back in the air, spreading wings, floating. Huge shrieking noise was heard as Dom died (like thousands people screaming) Then I heard narrating voice saying "Our angel hero Matt just killed an evil spawn Dom and is the only angel still standing and if he doesn't impregnate himself, he will die lonely" :erm:

    Woke up there.

     

     

    Had another dream with random Matt cameo appearance. I was walking down some rocky road, on some mountain, with nothing but trees around me and it was dark. I saw a helicopter flying in the distance, then I looked to my right and there was Matt looking exactly like in Bliss video, staring at me. He saw the helicopter, went :eek:, jumped in bushes and that was it. Helicopter turned it's light towards me and it all went into non Muse direction.

     

    I think you may have been influenced by this: :LOL:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-O841JIuYU

  7. Well, for the best sleep and to dream, one should apparently get at least 8 hours of sleep or so. I'm not good at that, though. Not when I have stuff to do. Like fffff, I have to get up in four hours... Aye.

     

    Really? I get crazy dreams even if I sleep two hours a night. :erm:

  8. I get that a lot, because my dreams are usually kind of psychedelic and a lot of fun.

     

    ...or really confusing.

     

    Haha, my dreams are usually insane, but I never get to save the world with Chris!

    Anyway, I didn't dream last night...because I didn't sleep at all. I don't know how I'm still functioning actually.

  9. Chris and I save the world on a regular basis. Except it's kind of coincidental every time. And we really just need to find Dom all the time.

     

    I have also dreamed that I went to a gig with my friends and to me, everything was muted, but subtexted, with closed captions! It was hellish.

     

    Last night was another dream about a gig again and we had traveled for it, and it was a beautiful, sunny place that probably doesn't exist outside of my mind. Anyway, we had general admission-tickets, and when the doors to the venue opened, we just neatly filed in and stood in the crowd. Then these guards approached us and told us we couldn't stand there, and we thought it was strange, but agreed. We wanted to go stand somewhere else, but the guards told us we couldn't stay. So that was more hell. I think I may be a bit stressed about Wembley. *sigh*

     

    I would really like to have your dreams! :eek:

  10. I had a dream that I won a competition to meet Muse, but the dream started when I was already with them and I was talking to Matt. We had a very long, sparkling conversation (I was far wittier than normal), then I spoke to Dom, but it was fairly briefly (even though in my head I wanted a full conversation with all of them), and with Chris it was even worse, because nothing came out right and I just couldn't talk to him (you know how it is in dreams when everything goes wrong?).

    Can't remember much of the rest of it, apart from Matt wearing a green sparkling leotard which had a hood and was missing a sleeve... He started doing that "alien" thing, where you put your arm under your top to make it look like the alien was bursting out of your stomach...

     

    A whole mess of WTF? :LOL:

    :LOL:

     

    I had a weird dream last night, but it was a good one! IT HAD CHRIS IN IT! :dance:

     

    So I was visiting family in Poland (already :wtf::p) and I was driving with my uncle who was Matt (one of my uncles looks like an old Chinese man version of Matt so I guess it wasn't that much of a stretch in my dream state) and a friend of mine named Matt (who looks nothing like Matt Bellamy) to visit my grandparents.

     

    And it was in this huge gigantic forest thing with mist that kinda looked like the state of Vermont, only 102938x bigger with aerial view shots reminiscent of the movie Avatar, except it was in Poland.

     

    Anyway, there were these dinosaur things that looked like Canada Geese, only they were like 4 feet tall walking around that we could get a glimpse of through the trees as we were driving. So after a quick cut to a few hours later we arrived at the parking lot of a diner in Quebec, where the geese came out and they were cool and we got to play with them.

     

    Anyway, Chris happened to be eating at the diner we were at! :dance:

    And it turned out his occupation was one of those guys that paint the lines in the road and I got to sit with him. More driving through the crazy awesome forest with giant Canada Geese with Chris!

     

    And at that point a ladybug in real life fell on my head and woke me up. :stunned: Damn ladybugs.

  11. *points to sig* :p

    also:

     

    "I have played in every toilet."

    -Muscle Museum

     

    "I have had recurring nightmares

    that I was loved for who I was

    and missed the opportunity

    to become a better man."

    -Hoodoo

     

    "and I won't hold you back

    let your anger rise

    and we'll fly

    and we'll fall

    and we'll burn"

    -Stockholm Syndrome

     

    "don't kid yourself

    and don't fool yourself

    this life could be the last

    and we're too young to see"

    -Blackout

     

    "In your world

    No one is crying alone

    In your world

    No one is dying alone"

    -In Your World

     

    "Remember when we used to shine?

    And had no fear? Or sense of time?

    (It creeps up on you)"

    -Shine (Acoustic)

     

    "And paradise comes at a price

    That I am not prepared to pay

    What were we built for?

    Will someone tell me please?"

    -Megalomania

     

    Muse lyrics are funny. They can be both excruciatingly cheesy yet at times incredibly poignant.

     

    edit: more. :facepalm:

     

    "Why can’t you just love her?

    Why be such a monster?

    You bully from a distance

    Your brain needs some assistance

     

    But I’ll still take all the blame

    'Cause you and me are both one and the same

    And it's driving me mad"

    -Escape

     

    and my favorite:

    Matt Bellamy's falsetto ooooooooooooooooooooooooowawaoo-ing

    -every Muse song ever!!! :awesome:

  12. I dreamed that Dom and Chris kept using this one word... like feionepy or something and it kept bothering me because I didn't know what it meant and searched on google and dictionary.com and even amazon.com for the meaning. :wtf:

  13. I'm Catholic. I like being Catholic. But I do think that Christianity may not be the best for everyone. Of course, it can be, but there are so many different paths to choose that can all lead to the same place. I believe that whatever enables someone to live the best life they can and be compassionate with others is the best choice for that person.

  14. I play Time is Running Out, Unintended, Map of Your Head, Plug in Baby, and New Born on ukulele. :chuckle: well, I actually haven't worked out all of New Born yet. :erm:

     

    on piano I like Butterflies and Hurricanes, Space Dementia, Sunburn, Blackout, Exogenesis, I Belong to You, and also Time is Running Out... for some reason I just started learning Muse on piano, but I want to learn EVERYTHING eventually. :p

  15. Religious beavers? Hahaha.

     

    I had a dream years ago that I had dim sum with Matt, Dom, and Chris in an upstairs telephone booth. :wtf: I don't remember that much of it since it's been so long.

     

    I know I had one two nights ago, but I can't remember what happened. The muse part was pretty brief, but it involved smoke.

     

    lame dream stories, I know.

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