Haha, yes! Woooo!!! aha, that is a miracle! I would have been rolling on down those stairs, and unable to feel otherwise wahey!

I fell asleep on my back on top of my dad's car! No idea how!! After being handcuffed for keeping falling over, my friend was absolutely wasted, and I was convinced I was mega strong and could catch her, but instead you fell on top of me, and I felt nothing

Also there was this guy saying slap me go on...and I was like "I don't want too D:" he was my brothers friend who is a boxer! "he was like slap me now! so i was like okay then, he said harder you pussy.. So I slapped him one, everyone around was like ooooo... and he tust turned his head back and said did you just slap me?? O.o

.... No Kay then, make sure you don't walked off and fell over.... genius