I call my mum fat and menopausal

So yeah, you're just chilling in your boxers, and a scarf is just ever so suitable in that situation...

I do need to upgrade it anyway, if I hit 300 (yes, I'm on that shitter of a plan, I never text) and that's with my plan doubled for a few months, I don't think it'll do... I bet I'll be paying $12 for 350 texts

I know, you're like, at peace when no-one else is around. You can eat shitty food, you can just do anything

The STA Travel agency is just down the road from where I live. I plan to visit it very early so I can get in and start saving like a mo-fo. I do need to sweet talk them into letting me go though, it says 19 and over and I'll only be 18 at the time I'm not definitely going until the day I actually leave, but it's looking a bit more likely this time around, yes.