Ah, brilliant, Vancouver, Canada is a fine place to be. What mall is your choice of mall when you wish to go to one? Oakridge? Metrotown? Lougheed? I ask this for two reasons: 1) I like to get to know my fellow Canadian, 2) A mall defines exactly one quarter of a person's soul, but it does not for mine. I have no soul.

I was born in nineteen-ninety-five, but a wonderful person told me I was born in two-thousand-and-six, insulting my maturity. I have since then lived by their word.