Dancing*

Oh yeah. Aight.

"You know you've known Haley too long when you can see the song 'daning by myself' as a dirty term''

The first and last ones are my faves

Once Matt Bellamy was having sex in a pick up truck, a bit of his sperm made it to the engine. This pick up truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Mat Bellamy does not have crooked teeth. Everyone else’s teeth are simply too straight.

Matt Bellamy is able to make the sound of one hand clapping. The rest of humanity perceives this sound as a solar eclipse.

When Jeronimo jumps out of a plane he yells “Matt Bellamy”

When Matt Bellamy was driving he saw a sign that said, "Caution: Small Children Playing." So he slowed down, but then it occurred to him: Matt Bellamy isn't afraid of small children.

Matt Bellamy once tried to snowboard, however the snow promptly turned to water after wetting itself in excitement that the Matt Bellamy would be there.

If at first you don’t succeed, obviously your not Matt Bellamy

Matt Bellamy does not flirt, he folds his arms and smiles. Women within 50 feet of him are immediately inseminated.

I was impregnated by Chris Wolstenholme

chris is a tank yknow? A tank of sexy in a battle of sex appeal and he won. With that one tank and the long hard gun on the front of the tank

:LOL:

theeeere ya go.

Matt Bellamy doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.

I believe you're thinking the exact thing it was about.

Yeah. You gotta exercise the old man... Ya know if you don't use it, it falls off

You should try remembering. It's pretty coooool.

Oh and last night over the phone kayvan and I debated the plural of anus

and a lot of other things. Such as "well not a little blood. Just enough. Like hot airballoons, you just have to get it to the tip" :facepalm:

Man dream Ferrari are the shizzzzzzz.

Heh just remembered the dream about chris and I after the apacolypse. Heh.

Last night I dreamt about driving a ferrari around an abandoned town and my school

and then zach showed up

Hmm. Dunno.

I just wanted to see what was going on here. Well, back to HM

Eh to which part?

I wonder what my gay name would be then?

if it doesn't work, http://www.twitpic.com/wzfcr

Yes sir.

Bye

You reminded me that I just wanted to talk a couple more times...

It's been sweet babe

it's time to move on, though.

Good luck with the friends in the 2nd semester

have fun.

GoodBye.

Funny? What?

For the love of your sexuality do NOT get your ears peirced.

Mk. Bye.

(I'm only viewing the boob thread so I can debate whether I should post mine or not

jk I don't really want to. Pierced boobs aren't accepted in most societies )

Get on gh5 RIGHT NOW WE'RE HAVING A PARTAY!

Hurry.

See ya.

Gtg bye

salt? Lol momfail.

Brb elisas checking her facebook

Well youvhave to make friends.

E and I were debating whethers BJs are gross or not, which they are!!!

Blehhh jizz down your throat!

Gross.

But it's all in a days work for a gay man.