i think the song is

dancing WITH myself

Dancing*

Oh yeah. Aight.

"You know you've known Haley too long when you can see the song 'daning by myself' as a dirty term''

w/e bleh

u said i know u and i said obviously which means it's obvious i know u

obviously

of course they're ur favs...they involve sex some how

The first and last ones are my faves

Once Matt Bellamy was having sex in a pick up truck, a bit of his sperm made it to the engine. This pick up truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Mat Bellamy does not have crooked teeth. Everyone else’s teeth are simply too straight.

Matt Bellamy is able to make the sound of one hand clapping. The rest of humanity perceives this sound as a solar eclipse.

When Jeronimo jumps out of a plane he yells “Matt Bellamy”

When Matt Bellamy was driving he saw a sign that said, "Caution: Small Children Playing." So he slowed down, but then it occurred to him: Matt Bellamy isn't afraid of small children.

Matt Bellamy once tried to snowboard, however the snow promptly turned to water after wetting itself in excitement that the Matt Bellamy would be there.

If at first you don’t succeed, obviously your not Matt Bellamy

Matt Bellamy does not flirt, he folds his arms and smiles. Women within 50 feet of him are immediately inseminated.

Chris gave Chuck Norris the gift of facial hair who gave that gift to Jesus.

I was impregnated by Chris Wolstenholme

chris is a tank yknow? A tank of sexy in a battle of sex appeal and he won. With that one tank and the long hard gun on the front of the tank

Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through dry land, and Chris Wolstenholme can breath in Space and FLY!

:LOL:

theeeere ya go.

Matt Bellamy doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.