Erica-Jane
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ok.... the epic finale... from the pic you sent me to the very first picture.... hope you like it
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“Ok, so picture the scene... a radio studio, live on air to millions of fans... the band.... Phil, Colin, Jonny, Thom and I all sitting around listening to the final ad break, thinking the interview has gone quite well considering what happened to us last time we were interviewed by Jonathon Ross. Smiles all round. Mr Snookums awaiting our triumphant return to the recording studio. So this ad break winds up... and Jonathan flicks the microphone switch on... leans forward... a gleam in his eye.... opens his mouth and says.... “Folks the most amazing thing has just happened during that ad break. Thom and Ed, two of the boys from Radiohead have announced that they are looking to the future and are planning to transform Radiohead into a children’s educational music band! Setting out to rival The Wiggles and Hi-5, Thom, Ed, Jonny, Phil and Colin plan to call their new musical venture, Radioplay-Time†he then jumped up and began racing toward the door... oohhhh boy the look on Thom’s face... personally I was shocked to hear that Mr Ross would stoop to this all time low and scare our fans... anyway, immediately Thom tackled Mr Ross, pinning him down on the ground, shouting to me to go on air and tell everyone it’s a joke. I raced to Mr Ross’ microphone and told everyone that Mr Ross was joking and that in fact, we are not becoming a children’s band. So while telling the truth, Thom is sitting on Mr Ross glaring at him.... Phil, Colin and Jonny burst in through the door upon hearing what Mr Ross and begin to tie him up... we then carried Mr Ross to the street and got into some random van in the street, I think it was left behind by some painting business called Muse (go figure, they left the keys in the ignition anyway). I got into the drivers seat and Thom gave me instructions to the location where we shot the video to “Stop Whisperingâ€. There we left Mr Ross to think about his actions and the consequences and promised to pick him up the next morning (oh come on, we aren’t that mean). Thus, upon returning from the landfill, we were of course quite tired and decided to head back to the recording studio for some down time, where we could reflect upon the events of the past few months... I being so tired soon fell asleep on that very couch you see on in the photograph."