fresh from today

*us giggling on the back rows*

english teacher: stefan.

me: *strangely surprised* yes?

teacher: what yes?

me: err... that's my name, duh?

teacher: you two seem to be having a lot of fun back there..

me: nah, you're wrong.

teacher: you seem to be doing something different than reading the exercises in english

/we were actually singing the hakuna matata from lion king/

me: well, uh... maybe.

teacher: i think you're having quite a laugh back there

me: hey, at least i'm not the one giggling like an idiot! *points at friend*

friend: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

teacher: we'll see who has the lasy laugh when i return the test results tomorrow

me: indeed we will

teacher: i may even throw in a special essay for you

me: oh, i dare you to

teacher: don't think i won't

me: totally fine with me

teacher: fine then *writes in teacher's notebook* anything else?

me: yes.

teacher: what?

me: BITE ME ENGLISH BOY.

teacher: wut? *didn't hear propperly*

me: nothing..

okay, the bite me may be a little bit too far, but come on!

miss ya nets