YAY! You big ol' noob! So how did this happen? Did Blee finally get her way?

Hahaha, I know, I hardly ever get on when you guys are. When I am, it's either because I'm up early, which is rare, or I'm still awake from the night before, which is clearly much more likely. Happy Christmas to you guys. Miss your faces!

Hey man, I was listening to Franz the whole day I was cleaning and packing. Worry not, I'll be with you in spirit! And in the rotund flesh next month.

LOL, no it's okay. I have a lovely copy waiting for me at home. I got it for my mom for Mother's Day (I got her totally hooked on the series) and like all good gifts, it's a little self-serving because I get to read it too! Thanks though. I can't wait to get home and read it. I still have a couple of good reads here too, and I'm already dreading the shipping charges for all the crap I have to send home.

Mixing random shit here. I has vodka, tropical juices, and cran.

Haha, worry not my sweet. <3

And how the hell have I not befriended you yet?

On where?

OMG you cheeky bitch! :LOL: *saves*

Who are you on there?

lol do I know you?

I did not eat a lot of glue. Sniffed maybe, but not ate.

LAWL! What a stupid fucker. I'm telling you, the undertitle said it all.

Ryan: Haha, was fun, wasn't it?

Josh: Who wouldn't want to climb on a back like that?

FFS. Get out of my profile now. Kthx.

I know I did because I hate flipping back and forth between profiles, but whatevs. There are already threads for most of the shit you post, and the rest can probably fit in Banter or whatever. I know there's a dry spell at the moment, but giving a thirsty man piss to drink isn't doing him a favor--it's insulting.

And I only discussed it in the threads/in response to posts that it applied to. It's not like I'm bitching randomly all over the board.

It just comes down to the fact that I don't suffer fools gladly.

Because they're pointless, redundant, and a waste of space. Is that all?

It IS Aughra! <333 I just love it when someone recognises her.

You dirty bitch. Get yer ass in Banter!

Excellent! Is there a pay bump? Or are you just happy to not be doing receptionist bullshit?

olololol

You better add me, bitch.

Being a bearded muppet lady with visible nipples has its advatages.

ololol

Too bad you can't see my nipples. They're in there. You can see the one on the left if you look really close.