DON'T PUSH YOUR ARSE!

xD

Your next order shall be 19, a big 42 without onions and a medium diet coke.

He started!

Tetas. Muchas tetas. Leo tiene muchas tetas.

Nice sex face.

David Tennant sleeps in my bed :O

Keeping it real?

Darth Cuntfish, thee haven't graced me with thy presence in a longest time.

Not today.

I do. -gets run over by a train;

I'll try my best to resist your charms then.

Will you hold me after?

BARB!

I waaaaaooooooonchooo.

Like, badly, duh.

Hoi,

I accept your apology. Anyways, the Glitterati is a creation of evil I would like to slap in the face IF it had a face, which it hasn't so it's really pointless from my part. However, it NOT ONLY looks gay, it SOUNDS gay. Meaning the sound of a keytar that flew down from Big Ben and got driven over by a red bus.

Oh hi yourself.

Rawr, Steve...

I will eat you.

Alive.

Actually, I was planning a six-day trip to London for the time around my birthday. What about you?

You hero!

See? Another proof that I am his daughter: I am 5 f. 7 and my hair is all soft.

I had about the same hair colour as you, but dyed them bordeaux, but I still have red streaks.

My hair is as soft as Matt's, dad says I inherited that from him.

Nah, it was crap, yours?

What a girly girl you are.

Dear deadstar78,

then you excuse me for MY late reply, as I was out on Sunday (as I always am).

Anyhow, I would rather not let publicity face my little poster, because it's just not good enough to publish. (Well, okay, the true reason is my being a lazy arse.) But thank you very much for the nice request.

Yours sincerely,

Lilly the Lasur.

Dear deadstar78,

I shall admit that I have a giant self-made Manson Bomber advert poster hanging on my wall. And you shouldn't remove the glittery guitar out of your album because it isn't "popular", it's your personal decision to like the stupid thing or not.

In my honest opinion, guitars should not be judged by the looks, but by the sound. And if he likes the futuristic, shrill and wry sound of it, let it be so.

Yours sincerely,

Lilly (Lasur)