Jazzlady
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Göteborg is clearly the best place i Sverige. Fact.
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Awww. We zijn alle vriendelijke moffen. Geilste Moffen der ganzen Welt. No. You don't have the hair... or the half french/half vlaams accent... :'(
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Awww. is dat waroom jij hier bent, om dit exclusief zweedse maatschappij te partake in? But but.. belgisch... Belgian men. Mmmmmm.
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Woot! Dan lach' ik. Hey... hoe gaat uw clique vandaag? (Mmm u. <3 so Belgian.)
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Sod right off with shortbread. Just you wait. If I get my way come Midsommar you'll be in a Pimm's and blue induced coma. A friendly coma though.
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Beste drop. Ohne zweifel. Maar zoute drop is lekker. Ik ook, poor lass, but zij is drunk. Everything's a lot worse then. Ja, ik weet... which is why ik weet niet, whether ik should offended of amused zijn
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Ah, that's fine. Alles gaaaaat heeeeeeeeeeeeeeel heeeeel goed... maar ik heb te veel engelse drop gegeten. En met UUUUUUU, mofkop? Hmmm... verdwaald bierbuikje... Hmmm. Wat zou ik met dat moeten zijn? Pleased? (Oh god my standard of Dutch has just hit rock bottom. Sorry, I'm translating literally. Oh liefjekop.)
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Wat.... doet je hier, Mofje van oranje?
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You're going to have to be weened off Bacardi. Pimm's dahling. Pimm's. There's mycket swedska going on here tonight. Bork.
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That's it! It is one of the better words. Won't ever replace fan though. Also, is half of the Lasermannnnnnnnen cast half of the Tillsammans cast? I think so, so I do. Thirdly... I've found THE best thing in the world for you. Not found anything for Mona though. She can have a kick up the arse instead.
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What's that other rude word they use in Lasermannen all the time... Hell... something. Or at least I think it's rude, cause it's usually followed by a fan... or a jävlar... You also forgot skit. Du skit.
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Talar du bork? Javisst! Jag talar mycket bra bork. Borken? Borket? Jääääääääävla bork. Fan.
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Oooh not been in here for haaaaaaages. I'm still suffering terribly from my post-Sweden depression children. It's no good. Plus that bastard folkuniversitetet STILL haven't sent me the forms. Bastards. I'll phone them tomorrow. Oooh I made the best kanelbullar evoooh today How is everyone? Are we radiant?
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Nahh, all you drank was water innit. We have the proof You're not the only one dear. Twas such the best time really. Damn you both for living in bananaland. DAMN YOU. Alas no competitions, but my canoe's coming on quite well. I could always just book a flight when the next fat wad of student loan goes in... then not eat for two months
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Well we know that's a lie. EN DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG woah oah oah en daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag.
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Fucking Sweden. It's cold. I've had to run away to the 7 eleven opposite T Centralen to escape my new Malcolm esque stalker. ååååååååååååååååååååååååååöööööööööööööäääääääääääääööäöäöäöäöååååååååååååå åååååååååå
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Oh Fireman Sam is what all the Welsh kids watch when growing up. It's an institution. 's in Saesneg though. Pontypandy We're having success with the Boosh DVD so far! You can get all the other classics too, like Howard Moon and Milky Joe's conversations about Sartre, the Chosen One song... oh the Boosh! Haha probably. Bless them. Of course you can do that to the ruddy Brits, then I'll just start speaking with pidgeon Welsh/a strong Lancasher/Angelsey accent and THEN YOU TRY AND DO IT. Ha. Hahaha yep sounds just like my father. Once, bless him, he left my mum passed out on the bed (she was drunk) whilst he went to the pub with Uncle Wade to get more pissed. Ooh very nice! I had to use a blonde hairgrip yesterday cause I couldn't find any black ones. Haha looked a bit stupid. You will dance. Even if I have to drug you. Butbut it's not a real welsh accent! Besides, it's a Valley's accent, which is the ugliest one ever. Pfff. I'll have to have a brew before I leave. Two whole weeks without tea He's a vile man is Pushkin. Well have fun! Let me know when you're out and about and I shall bring some duty free to kick start proceedings, should I have time to get it.
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Ah it's ok, I'm currently getting the help of a computer geek, so we shall have boosh. I may even copy some Fireman Sam episodes (BEST Welsh children's show ever) It is actually making me laugh out loud as it just reminds me of all the people on the Stockholm - Helsinki ferry. Especially the old Finnish man who started talking to me whilst I was playing cards with Laura and had NOOOOOOOO idea what he was saying. Hahaha that sounds wonderful. Roine really sounds just like Phil. It worries me. Like hell it is! You can't use that excuse for everything. The trick is to fix it with hairgrips. HA. Not so clever now are we? Ooh sounds a bit good! I know I am, but it's justifiable, since you're taking it as read that all Welsh accents sound like whassit from Little Britain. Plan! Haha I shall stop you should you offer it to any English tramp. Ah extreme thrifty indeed! I've had to start buying tea in the 120 bag box because I keep going through it so quickly. Mmm. I'm leaving at 6am so technically I should be in bed now, but I've just been out for curry and had a large coffee.. so that's not going to happen for a while. Excited indeed! Errrrrr not him! DEAMON man.
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If you say so It is! I've just tried to copy the DVD for you, but it's having none of it. Still, I shall soldier on. You WILL get the Boosh. If it kills me. It is! I was reading it in the car back to Manc today and all the burly pseudo-Finnish people... The Saunas, the snapps drinking... Love it. Psssh. Where's the fun there! Although drunken babbling is great... Ahh the Crab dance has to be seen to be believed. Haha, oh dear. Don't forget to put the page number of quotes in brackets afterwards, make sure you reference any Academic Journals/secondary sources you use and.. include a Bibliography That's all you need Nahhhhhhh. Hush you. You're rubbish. Göteborg am byth! Her mother will know. All mothers know. They're omniscient. Absolutly. Just a carrot juice for me. Gin? Wassat then? One day now! Haha sounds typical of uni life. Well, there shall be an ample piss up awaiting you in Stockholm. CRAP I forgot the Stars... gah. Ooh, also, any requests for tea bags submit before 10pm please! Otherwise I'll have to trail to Parrs Wood Tescos for them. Yay for conditioner!
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Ooooh Stockholm's just been on telly <3
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I wouldn't get that excited Ash... I mean, Pelle's a bit odd. WOOO FOR MY JOLLIDAY I was annoying my mum singing the soup song excitedly in Tesco today. Yeah that one! It's so pretty, such a pretty story. Well, so far. It makes me want to go and live in a log cabin in the north even more now. I'll get you dancing. I shall. Even if it means drugging you. Or teaching you the crab dance. Haha crab dance. That dance has survived years, and continues to grow and spread. Such the academic. Bless you How can you favour Linköping over the Gutterbögs? Best Swedish accent ever. They deserve to win for speaking the way they do. Oh god I really want to join a gospel choir
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It's random. Good to quote though. Especially when in lifts. People either look at you and laugh cause they know, or get really disturbed when you sing "cheese is a kind of meat, a tasty yellow beef. I milk it from my teat" Haha smuggle her in so she can sit and watch us drink ourselves into a very loud stupour? HAHAHA do you remember that really annoying woman who was singing on the boat? I just remembered it now. Haha. Haha. They're still playing though. Sweden hogs all the good music. Bastard Sweden. Speaking of Swedish music, I've just started reading that Mikael Niemi (sp?). Lovely. Haha bless you drunken fool. Are you going to grace Stockholm with your presence? I demand to get you drunk enough to go out dancing. Haha. Tell me about it. I've not been to sleep before 7am in days. :'(
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Why do the good English bands NEVER tour England? Why? Explain this to me.
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I will HAVE to burn you a copy of my Mighty Boosh DVD. I really will. I loooooooooooove the chosen one. Loving him is so much fun. We loooove the chosen one. Haha you drunkard. Well really, you're enlisting the help of Mona and Rhian to find Malcolm (and his lost everythings...) bless ye. Haha.
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It's a bit gay