Yeah, like I'm ever gonna record my piss poor attempt of playing an instrument after your masterpiece

confession: you were in my dream last night. You were in Ghent but refused to see me. Dick

Like that time you were going to record me a song?

Placebo song yo

I can sort of play Meds with two chords whilst singing and it doesn't even sound too horrible!

tablet

such enthusiasm

Will you skype with me/us sometime again?

<3

Pour me a cup of motivation pls.

84?%

Jk, that's amazing

Bad boy. Who did you warn and what for! Well, or you could just go in Banter and say hi?

DEAL! Wait, no!

Ha yeah a little, it had been, well let us just say a while. I dunno, he's gonna be there on Tuesday so we'll see *shrug*.

Poor show!

Tough mod! Pff you're a big boy I'm sure you can figure it out!

I really, really, want to see you punch yourself in the butt. Please do it even if you do get those firsts!

Why not? God do I know! I was probably terrible or sutin. And he's a manwhore . I could, but I won't cause I'm socially awkward and insecure. He started with the cheeky chats last time, he can do it again Plus I send him some text and I won't be that girl begging for it cause he's so great

Prove it

It does! The easy thing to do would be to post more

You're obviously not doing the whole 'low expectations, it can only get better' thing that is usually my strategy If you will not get those firsts I shall be disappointed in you

Well, it was a one off cause so far dude hasn't shown any signs of wanting to repeat said action and there are no other victims on my radar. Although tbh he wasn't on my radar either, but whatever. Oh yeah he was a good kisser, afraid such things aren't conveyable on print, only by actions!

Came from nowhere! You just popped up in my head Whoo congrats! How did it go and when are the results up?

Sex was a one off

Tom where are you. Haven't chatted to you in ages! Busy with Uni?

Yeah I was reading Never Let Me Go at the time!

The book you recommended ages ago arrived today (I have no mouth & I must scream). They aren't the happiest of stories are they

:|

Sounds like you're buying the drinks!

Dude you're a man! Close your nose with one hand and aim with the other!

But it's just not the same.. maybe you could even bring your own chilli lube

Ha true, you're a good friend

ohhh but look on the bright side! You could swap endoscopy stories with Mara

The vomit

And would you suggest them wearing gloves during the chopping or the sexy times?

Eugh Tom, you better promise to go back to hospital if it gets bad again!

£300.. tell me your secrets! Damn did you really, you fool

I searched for the post. She washed her hands multiple times and even had a shower before the fooling around

Stupid tummy And now I really want a garlic and chilli curry, hurrr. Is it at least behaving nicely now?

Too many liquor filled easter egg eh! I'm proud of you. Did you also clean the toilet after all that vomiting?

But then they wouldn't have funny stories to tell us

That's probably just your appendix being naughty

You greedy sod! Poor attempts at curing a hangover?

It does indeed, poor tiia

That reminds me of Stef and Tiia's story about chilli fingers *shudders*