How d'you do, I see you've met my faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down because when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman.
Don't get strung out by the way that I look,
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day,
But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.

I'm glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry.
We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry.

So you got caught with a flat, well, how about that?
Well babies, don't you panic.
By the light of the night when it all seems alright
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

Transilvania

Making men with blond hair and a tan, entertaining guests, dancing, singing, doing the Time Warp, making you a man, and making you shiver with anticipation.

doctor

...idk

Yes

Muse, Rise Against, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Cage the Elephant, 30 Seconds to Mars, Incubus, Godsmack, Korn, Disturbed, Dead Weather, and The white Stripes.

The Vampire Diaries

random songs :)

Someday