I see. So how did you find me? As in how do you know about ConKayv?

Haha. So how long have you known Haley?

I'm sorry if you got offended. What do you think of Haley??

Look I don't really have cancer. I hope there wasn't any offense?

Good because queers are never cheers.

So do you think Dom is hot?

Sure MATT 4 EVUR

Good choice. Haley and I are the guitar ethusient groups. We have a band. But no songs, or time to rehearse. And our lyrics. And I'm pretty sure our lead singer is dead. Oh...this just in Haley is her own grandfather and I have cancer. Love, Jeff Beck's daughter........aaahhhhhh it's chilly there.

Soooo you play any insturments??

Too cracky but I'll get used to it. Like Angeline Jolie's lips. No more like McCain's facelift.

Oh hey sorry I'm getting use to this stuff. I'm mainly more for their music. But yes I love them all. Well all the ones I've heard. Except falling down and guiding light.

What's your favo song..o?

Ok ok ok I'm sorry. I tell you what: let's talk about Muse.

Haley says your a class A pedofile.

Your also....black as well. So your allergic to your own skin. They call that autoracisuuuum.

Haley says your allergic to....................nachos......and.........black people. They call it racism.

Heh heh heh. You cannot hide your misfaults!

In bed...

By the way Dom likes little boys.

Hey Haley tells me about you all the time. Not good things. Let's chat, first things first we both want to know how you know my surname.