Stranger: hey (:

You: You're a knight of cydonia!

Stranger: haha no. but isnt that a song?

You: YES!

You: Omg Matt is that you?

Stranger: nope

You: Ok Dom?

Stranger: nope im Charity.

You: Ok!

You: Soo what brings you to the city of delusion!

Stranger: nothin

You: Ok, so you havent plugged your baby?

Stranger: nope

You: Ok....

You: The glaciers are melting in the dead of night!

Your conversational partner has disconnected:facepalm: