i know:LOL::LOL

this!! *lights from the sky.*

Ridiculously mourning over people that have never existed

Longing for a companion to sweet talk you into getting laid

Dying your hair black, wearing sparkles, and shopping at Hot Topic

Self induced vomiting and manically yelling "Team Edward!"

Carpet burns on the patella's while using Twilight as your prayer booklet

Ditching your old boyfriend in hopes of a guy that is just like Edward

Performing the opposite of the catholic cross in hopes that Stephanie, the god of the new

world, will provide you with your own Edward.

Avoiding direct sunlight

Strange fascinations with blood. (Most girls with the virus decide to drink their own period, thinking that it will make them more like Edward)

Yelling at people who hate Twilight.

Getting pissed at people who read Dracula.