I wouldn't want my genius to be lost, so here it is

His name is Dee3Dee

And I really wish that he

Would tell me his name

It's a pain

When he's so nice to me

To call him Dee3Dee

I know I shouldn't whine,

But it really is a crime

That his manly chest

Remains in a vest.

The girls of banter wish to see

The manly chest of Dee3Dee

So Dee3Dee,

Allow me to see!

Your sexy pecs

I would inspect,

And have a fap (or three)

To the Swedish, hunky, Dee3Dee