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Noel Gallagher

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  1. Ah man, well as always you know it's no problem at all really is no rush with these things! That said call your roommates dicks for me :D Let me know either way if you're around later?

     

    No worries! I mean not sure if there is anything there actually worth having, but always good to have the whole set..so yeah just let me know what you think of them, might be the odd decent track. Different versions on some of them to, like Golden Greats has a few different mixes :cool:

     

    :$ Awww and...."Was going to say some smartass remark about you...." :happy:

  2. Ah nice one...I thought you might be too tired :p Yeah I think mine is like 8 minutes or something...so not quite as excessive! Haha noooo our van broke down, so we were stranded on the side of the motorway for like an hour, so didn't get any work done...therefore didn't get paid. Then my cousin came round with her 2 and half year old brat :mad:

     

    But apart from all that today has been excellent...I mean no need for straighteners when you're rocking a hairband...I bought another one :cool:

  3. Ah no worries, that's fine..well just sorted it all out so will be around in like 15 minutes if that's OK? But nice one :D

     

    Aww well good...can't be easy! But glad you're feeling a little bit better you know, And sure you'll get something all sorted.

  4. Ah ok, it is bizarre but mine was playing up to so no idea what is going on, must be the whole site in general playing up causing the app to play up? Hopefully be ok later, suppose we can only test it :D

     

    Hahaha oh cooome on! I was only teasing, I happen to like you and all that you have just the way you are :p

  5. Ah ok, well hopefully it is working fine now then, will have to test it out later to see :) Aww you, well at least you have a more positive take on everything now you know? which is something. Hmmm maybe on days like this we should try and catch each other earlier in future? haha..not sure what you've had on studying aside but I haven't really been up to too much either, I should have said before really. I would like to catch you though, so can get on now if you would like? even if it is for a little while, and well even if your are back around then still text me and see if I am up you know, could always just say good night :)

     

    So yeah let me know!

  6. Ah ok, well no worries. I'm off out in like 15 minutes anyway to go and get royally fucked :D

     

    So enjoy ya day/night Little T and I will catch you later.

  7. Ah right, I did see haha :LOL: Christ it never dies to be honest!

     

    But yeah tell me about it, I'll be fine though..will get it all done, this doesn't even have to be all in until the 21st so it's not a problem, plus I'm not far off as it is. Yeah I can see why she might be, but at the same time she should be proud of you all, especially in the respect that you grew up not feeling oppressed by the religion you were in and eventually made your own minds up? I'm sure she'd feel even worse if you for example kept with the Catholicism but only for her benefit, if that ever came out I'm sure she'd be devastated. Of course I'm not for one minute saying that is the case. And that's what I'm saying, I guess initially it might be slightly upsetting, but in the long run it's something that I'm sure she'd learn to accept dear, I mean parents always do :) The best thing you can do is have a good talk about it, it doesn't have to be now but at some point, just so you both know where each other stands. You'll be fine :kiss:

     

    Ummm well when would you like to talk? can still do the 12:30-1am my time if you like dear? :) So just let me know. And really? haha...wellll it is christmas :D I've actually not eating anything today, I know I'll eat loads tomorrow and don't want to be too out of shape when I'm over :LOL:

  8. Ah right, see I don't know, it really confused me when I was over :LOL: Then I'm awful with numbers.

     

    Ah that's ok, I thought I was going to have to call you a brute again :noey: What does elk taste like? I've had gazelle before, it was colossal!

  9. Ah right, see I had no idea what to expect! Our summers really aren't that bad though, we have had some good ones! Albeit last year was shite, we had flood and everything :LOL:

     

    And nooooooo, it's not old :(. Believe me I'll still be fucking mental anyway :phu:

  10. Ah right, what is it a rock festival or dance? :D

     

    And yeah they do..but no, they might attack me or something. I mean Canadians don't like Mancunians :(

  11. Ah so i'm was right then you did say you would:p Well it was your idea so you have to take some of the blame:D

     

    I'm not, it's not my fault I hate kid is it I said it before you anyway I detest them, maybe we're just similer in that way:p It's a good way to be anyway:LOL:

     

    Oh well i'm sure theres planty of gigs after you're back anyway so all is good.......... Damn I bet you wanna fight with him really:LOL: I just imagine he would be the scared one:D

  12. Ah that's not too bad either then really! Just wait until you experience a full working week :p. Haha did you call her a fat bitch? or at least go and grab a piece of chicken to see her reaction? :LOL: And it just annoys me, it stink the thing out for one and I just don't like it, seriously I remember some prick spilling the context of his sandwich on my new adidas jacket once. Fuming :mad:

     

    Yeah yeah, but still it seems like too much hard work. But if it works fair one. Haha were you expecting that reaction? and well they were just too stressful and responsible to be honest, hated every second of all three My best job was my last one, working with my mate for £50-£100 a day doing house removals :cool: And I suppose that could be cool, but imagine how greasy your hair would get :( Plus I'm not that into McDonalds, always makes me feel ill!

     

    Haha shut up! I love retardation in people, makes the world a fascinating place. And I know it is, I just say it's being a free spirit to be honest, I would hate to be by other way and actually care :p I've done far more things than most people my age :cool:

     

    Haha well I used to buy drugs off him and have been to his parties, was hilarious seeing him get sent down though :LOL: So yeah you're kinda right, he was an arse. Damn right man, still they would have made thousands each if they got away with it. But yeah that's about as ghetto as Swindon gets :LOL:

     

    Well for anyone, just say if I did become a lawyer, it's hardly going to buy me a Ferrari or 28 bedroom mansion it would'n't change anything, it's just a job. I could have earned £100,000 a week being a top player now that is life changing :p. And it doesn't matter, whatever way you look at it, our high pass rates are far superior to anyone else :D And noooo it's because I am English, we have better things to do....

     

    :LOL: :LOL: That is brilliant! I love old guys like that. Still got it man, still got it!

  13. Ah the board fucked up well I posted it. What a cunt! and damn right man...I used to have a stage with a full size Liam cardboard cut out :cool...and Liam watching me? you do know he is my man crush...right? :p

     

    Haha I can yeah...but no, not really flexible in any other way..just mastered that side kick :LOL: I mean..I've never actually had to use it mind, well not yet! haha

     

    LIES!

     

    Haha no I mean, it's a full time course and I am studying 4 subjects...so I will only be doing my usual weekends out and about. Just saying when I was at uni in London and working in London I was out every night..I mean you have to in London :LOL: Anyway, the only subject I'll need to study for is Law...anything else I'll ease through :D

     

    I said it was alright :)

     

    Hmmm so everyone keeps saying...I just don't like them. And Aussies are great, I was going to move there remember? they're just a good fucking laugh :D love them. Haha you actually are...well done Lethal T. And I don't know, you were kicking up a fuss so we though...."Fuck 'em then"!.

     

    And I am back now anyway, only a quick two pints :cool:

     

    And well I'll see what I can do over the next day or two? Also what is Ruching?

  14. Ah they did, well nice one! helpfully you could piece them together :p What you are, calm down love. It's fine.

     

    It is evil! that clearly massacres all other fruit bats in the region, you can tell it does :(

     

    Oh come on! it's a bargain and you know it.

     

    Anyway I'm off to go have a shower in a second. Buut let me know when you'd like to speak my love :happy:

  15. Ah well great! hahaha well I mean, if anything you should play up to it...Whack out the sympathy card :cool: And yep Rock'N'Roll...Rock'N'Roll! Always said you'd make a great Mancunian :p I've actually been sleeping off and on all day myself since I got back in, ironic that we're both tired....

     

    But ok cool, well I'm here for the rest of the night it seems, so just let me know when you're all good and done :D And well yeah..that is true, same boat as always :LOL:

     

    Haha yeah it was all fine really...his fault for being late originally :D that said he couldn't understand how I was late when he was already running late :LOL: But, well it was 20 odd minutes...plus half an hour getting ready time :D

  16. Ah well great! It's all too easily done, almost as bad as those damn wikipedia and youtube taps...what ever happened to them? :D But cool, catch you soon then my love, have a good one :happy:

     

    xxxxxx

  17. Ah well nice one and thanks! :D

     

    And yeah will be around later of course...at this engagement party now. But will be around at about midnight, so let me know if you're around and free!

  18. Ah well nice one my dear and well that sounds good, can't really see them stopping any time soon :D

     

    Ah ok well that's cool, go get some rest and I'll catch you when you're awake if you like? But no I will be fine, get off at like 5-5:30 and I'll be able to catch a good couple of hours, but we'll see how it all goes :) And ok ok, well I will aim for this weekend dear, depending on what's going on. But I'd like to do it for you. And yeah! must have be caught up in their system crash so just left hanging, will try again tomorrow my dear. Haha that has true, was kind of busy but on a social scale...so cannot complain at all :D

     

    OK sounds good, go go go! and I will catch you in a bit :happy:

     

    I know, I know...I'm sure I will be ok, just have to get a decent sized place to live first haha and then you can have whatever you want :D So yeah I've been one over, definitely lots to talk about though...no doubt cover it later. It is lovely yeah...maybe soon as well:happy:

  19. Ah yeah exactly, well we'll text later no doubt and see if it works if not, we'll still keep in touch as always you know :D But that sounds great, I am going out for a bit shortly myself, but will be in at the normal time and have nothing to get up for tomorrow. So of course will be around and would looove to catch you.

     

    Haha really? and you call me a slacker and take the piss out of my student ways...I've yet to skip one class yet, how many have you skipped already? :LOL:...:p. Teasing of course, actually glad you're having a relaxing one for a change, you deserve it dear!

     

    Hahaha well I'll always have my Triple H moments...the giant penis is more for you though, gives you practice for those black beasts you love to ride...

     

    :p

     

    Aww yeah, but oh well! N'awwww :happy: xxxxxxxx

  20. Ah yeah Some Kind of Nature is another one..Lou Reed! :D It's entirely different to what I thought it would be to be honest, so yeah I'm liking it. Very, very chilled out. I haven't listened to it all the way through properly as of yet, but will keep an eye..well an ear out for those tracks. So yeah I will let you know.

     

    Haha well it is much appreciated! I will probably give the other one a play tomorrow, still been playing The Sun and The Moon loads today. Took it round a mates tonight, who also loved it. We then realised why Bad Sun is sooo familiar well The Moon version anyway..In Ibiza, you can go down to a bar called Cafe Del Mar, right on the sea front and watch the sun set, well go down anyway. And that was the song they were playing as we watched :D

  21. Ah yeah with you on that as it happens, Fistful of Sand I am loving on both sides as well. So yeah so far have enjoyed it all...You have done well my dear :p But yeah I've been playing it all days hence why I have yet to listen to my mate Albarn yet..that said Bobby Womack is on the record so it can't be bad :D

     

    And nice one :D Bet you cant wait now, and only just over a month..glad you've got it all sorted :) You definitely need to celebrate at some point! Definitely a massive weight off your mind I should imagine.

  22. Alcohol is more important though! Well I would think so anyway, that said I'm not drinking all weekend..(well maybe Sunday I will) I have too much college work to do. Shoot. Me. Now.

     

    Innit? I'm mildly impressed, I wont that off a grand total of £3.25 as well...not bad when I started the week with just the 25pence to me name :LOL:

     

    Really!? haha that would be awesome, I could get a masters in that now.

  23. All of our streets are named, I live on the rather idyllically named 'Bloomsbury Close'..it's not actually all that ideal at all mind.

     

    You could be right..but I don't want to lose that much faith in the youth of today.

     

    Wait, you're not shooting real animals are you? :(

  24. All Stone Roses/Ian Brown fans are like that :phu: And not at all, you can tell that kid actually dresses like that daily...at least in the glasses!

     

    What!? I did :(...that kinda thing is even printed in the papers here like "Thousands of nerds queued for hours to get their hands on the new Harry Potter book blah blah blah" :p But fiiiiine, fiiiiiine I'll stop. I mean if you wanted to watch them you know I would...

     

     

    Aww it's so cute! it doesn't even look real there, almost like a little toy :happy: But welllll it's adorable to be honest. The cutest of things...well almost ;). I do want one though!

  25. Almost! I've been toning it down a lot lately mind, so will probably just have a halo above my head :yesey: As for him, well he wasn't supposed to drink with them, but lets just say we ribbed him all night for him to come...he gave in and it had devastating effects :LOL: Anyway he's from the South East of London, they're weirdo's down there! :phu:. Sadly it's not really much of a privileged I'll be honest :LOL:

     

    Hahaha I can imagine what the women must have been like, no one wants loads of mini Chyna's running around. That's actually quite a terrifying image, I bet they were harder than any of the jocks as well? :LOL: Rugby was alright, although I hated playing it, I played a few times...but the hits are too hard! :LOL:

     

    Yeah I ended up falling asleep, I still turned up with some bullshit excuse, but they turned me away. And no I'm not ill or dying for that matter! Well not really...a few months back I started to get a little bit of anxiety, so it's just pills for that, have to get them Thursday now. I've just got on from the work, wasn't much but my mate runs a removal company, so was helping him out today...thing is I've never done any physical work in my life, it nearly killed me :(. Yeah that figures, female = selfish self-centred :p. I think Sydney where my mate is, is like 9 hours ahead of the UK! It's insane!

     

    Beards are OK on some people, but I have long hair so would like homeless, or Jesus or worse still Scottish! Sideburns however :cool:

     

    It is bloody funny! I'm not so sure actually, when you're like a teen they 'pop up' at the most random of times for no reason whatsoever, but I'm pretty sure most people grow out of that in adulthood :LOL: I don't think I've ever gotten one from being nervous, if anything the opposite applies :chuckle:

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