well he said he didnt have the time or commitment for a relationship and personally i'd be fine with just being fuckbuddies () but i guess he's not like me

shame cos the spooning was goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood :'(

oh well, he wasnt that great a pull, he was eating my face a bit

still quite nice when you haven't had any for MONTHS though

*le sigh*

xxx

oh yeah AND to make it even worse

I smell of lynx chocolate -.-

oh they look comfy

well

i went to his and we played geeetar hero

then we watched a film and spooneed >_<

then we did that thing whot girls and boys do

then we went upstairs and did it more

then we played playstation

then he did it again when i left.

then he texted me and said it was a mistake.

now i hate boys and am either gonna be a lesbian nun or be sad and have internet relationships where i cant be a whore with my mouth

xxx

what are those? like what vince wins in bingo in nanageddon?

i am

and my day was :/

and the boy was :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

but now :'(:'(:'(

xx

but anywhat sammy boy

how are you?

oh the orgasm ones, easy

they're cheaper and sexier!

hahahah you bet it is

<333

so i did!

what a silly sausage i am!

hehe you came to check >_<

I just came

well no, i think of foot fetishes cos they are sex in the form of shoes

ineedyurhelp

a guy just invited me to his house tomorrow

and i dont know what to sayyy

your boots make me think of feet fetishes!!!!!

xx

hehe

*Gets out foot pump*

no its a compliment

your legs and feet in that picture in particular are looking fine, I'm just saying this in a matter of fact kinda way.

bad boy.

I can't look at your picture

cos you iz just a bit too perfect

mehhh whatevz

i posted my PURPLE jeans in the whot you wearing thread

you cant see the colour

so aye

is the face i need!

wow i won the most x's award!! Xxx

woops i posted it on my profile >_<

mehhh whatevz

i posted my PURPLE jeans in the whot you wearing thread

you cant see the colour

so aye

is the face i need!

wow i won the most x's award!! :DXxx

yeah i have no idea how to do the posh link thang

indeed

Shall we get matching ones Sam?

I'll tell you where I live

the mouth of the river Fal,

which of course, has no significance to you what so ever so its SAFE.

aww thaats a shame

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/upmost

I know Samuel but you're my personal shopper dear!!! <3

hahaa yeah cool like me!!!

(and you ofc!)

I'm good, dried off a bit more, got very wet cos it was raining and my friend and I decided to do our Fridaily stalking of our friend then we went to Dominos, bought a pizza and ate it in the bus shelter, because we are that damn common!!!

I'm most certain the word is UPMOST!!

you?

LOVEYOUSAMMEYYYXXXX

BASTARDING EYES

according to Mr Optimetrician

they decided to get even crapper so now I have to be even more specy!!! Thank god for contact lenses!!!

Will you choose me some glasses please Samuel?

http://www.specsavers.co.uk/glasses/

I'm quite partial to the Spongebob ones, but they don't suit me, its a terrible fate

and on that rather out of tune note I will cease to exist, you won't miss me

x

au revoir sammmmmuell

i think i landed myself a computer ban somehow :-S

so talk to you in a while crocodile!

xx

*disappears in puff of smoke*

now seems nice enough for my eyes

x

haha i can do worse >_<

awwwww <3

i dont think that

your face makes the world a more beautiful place

it means i can rhyme spontaneously!