haha tell me about it.

And yes, the story goes that one day in school the teacher left me in a room with about 9 girls and 2 lads. So somehow we got onto cock sizes, and then one girl went 'Bet yours is small' and i was like nah tis big. Then somebody says, 'prove it', so i was like nah den dey was all callin me scared and shit so i just thought 'FUCK THIS' and whipped it out. Hit somebody in the eye almost, close call.

Aint nothing better than a tight (not that I've experienced one)

Also, aint nothing better than a girl talking about her tight

Don't be sorry about that comment, I LIKED IT

haha, nah but I do have a picture of Seth Rogen (I really do thats not a joke) don't ask why.

I also like you, you horny be-atch

Haha my mind has 3 tracks to be honest, SEX, GUITAR, MONEY. So its no bother to me haha, it was only a matter of time till I felt the need to show my true colours on this board, I usually try and act a bit mature and NORMAL. Oh well

It really is, I just finished watching a video before of two blonde twins, alone together. I mean, where else but the internet (and manchester) would you see incest like that?

WIN