Okay! I'm back and my laptop is plugged in and charging! Now to finish where I left off.....

I'm definitely happy to bear the burden of telling and laughing at offensive and inappropriate jokes lol. I feel that the people without ANY sense of humor must live a pretty depressing and boring and extremely lame life, so I'm glad to be overthetop with my own sense of humor! And I'm glad you're the same way...it makes life so much more interesting!

The 'bugger off' will come when you least expect it! Or maybe when you most expect it...idk yet haha:LOL: I'm very very sneaky sir:ninja:

lol what a great oxymoron! "peaceful terrorist" *high 5* All this pwnage and FTW is making me think of this hilarious website that's dedicated to FAIL. It's called failblog.org you would get a huge kick out of it! it's just http://www.failblog.org I'm pretty sure. DO IT! JUST DO IT! WAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!! (I bet you were just waiting until that would find its way into this post muahahahaha)

lol puppy dreams are so funny....I'm living at the other house right now so I've been missing my dog's puppy dreams, but sure enough these 2 other dogs have puppy dreams too....AND they snore hahahaha it is le hilarious:D oh, and my dog is too chubby to ever win a gold medal in a doggy marathon...even in his dreams:rolleyes:lol

AWWWW you've been to all the recent great Muse gigs:( I'm very happy for you to have been able to be at all of those but I can't help but be extremely jealous:mad: I still love you though, but I know that this will affect our relationship greatly.....no matter what gig of theirs I'll be able to see over here, they'll never compare to the UK ones trufax......ohh well....such is the life of an American Muser:rolleyes:

:eek:OMGZ you mistooks me forz my IDOL STEPHENIE MEYERZ!?!?!?!?! I IZ SO HONORD!! (/sarcasm.....goes outside to shoot self)

All jokes aside now, I'm glad you offered to order and send the mug to me because I wouldn't have met such a great friend/wife otherwise:D And I believe our epic novel-like posts express that perfectly lol.

So regardless of your illness, did you have a good New Years? Is 2009 treating you well so far? I hope so, I'm having a great time so that's good:happy:. Like I said before, I'm happy that all the business of the holidays is starting to end so I can finally stop and think for a while. lol and are your parents letting you off bedrest finally?! I feel like I've asked this millions of times but it's because I care:kiss: COOOL I just noticed after posting that kissy smiley that we have new smilies! Awesome:viking: haha well I will cut this off now...I hope you're having a great day/new year and I'll talk to you soon eh?!

Love, Stephanie Meyer ()

PS-I love being your ho:pimp: haha

PPS-WAHEY!!!!!!!