(ON TO POST #2! haha I knew I wouldn't make it all in one!)

:eek:i hate birds too. HATE birds! EW pigeons...all that grayness is unnacceptable:noey: that's not a demented phobia, my sister hates birds too and I know a lot of other people who think they're annoying cunts. we have fugly crows here and they're fearless bastards....I actually have an airsoft gun and when I was younger I would go outside in the backyard and try and shoot all the birds with it. I only had little plastic pellets though, no metal! So no worries I didn't kill any...but I DID hit a few! AHA! (jesus, who's the terrorist now:LOL:)

:stunned:now I know who to come to if I ever have any questions Muse related:happy: You're so awesome! I just watched Hullabaloo today...aw young Muse<3 I'll get Abso eventually I guess, but they left out Stockholm Syndrome from Glastonbury '04?! I LOVE THAT PERFORMANCE! (isn't that the gig that Dom's dad died afterwards too?) Aw man, that's retarded. When I first saw that clip on youtube I was like 'oh my god the unforgivable things I would do to have been able to be there that night' And I'm going to stop now before I go on a huge rant about it too...because knowing me I have enough energy right now to keep on typing for HOURS and I don't want to put you through that hahaha

You're definitely the coolest terrorist I've ever met...I really hope you don't decide to suicide bomb me in the end:ninja: (god that was terrible, i'm sorry if that actually offended you...you know i'm just kidding!!!)

Yeah I had a myspace for a while but then got sick of it and deleted it...but maybe I'll have to make one again soon! FB is just getting on my nerves...people always up in my grill asking me why I'm not on, then I go on and it's like theres not shit to do on here!! OH and I don't think the Stephanie Klein you added was me hahaha my profile picture is the one on my profile on here with me dressed in a squirrel suit with my dog dressed like a clown! If you still can't find me, let me know because it could just be that my security settings are all wacked out and no one can befriend me muahaha! So then I'll just go looking for you!

I'm not disappointed in you for not making it into 2 posts...tis understandable. Look at mine ffs! And thanks for the Merry Christmuse wishes! I hope you have a great one too! And I hope your bathroom gets all purty and finished quickly so you don't have to worry about that anymore! I know this post is super long so like I said I don't blame you for not getting back to me quickly because I won't be able to either really...but that just means that our posts will get even longer cuz we'll have that much more to catch up on/talk about:rolleyes:

oh and btw...I didn't have the urge to commit suicide but I took all 4 cookies anyways:p Hopefully you're not dead by the time you reach the end of my post either! *crosses fingers*

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