You'll be finnnneee

You've clearly made a massive mess then they charged me for really stupid things when I left my place.. like scuffs on the wall which were already there when I came in! and also someone broke the coffee table.. which I believe was some knob bodyslamming someone on there.. I hate students

I can't wait to get it it's like being 14 again

Yeah I can't get the wording right and what I want to say to impress them...