I got a piggy bank last time we did that.The funniest part was that the one giving me the present was my desk partner.I wasn´t expecting it at all,as he didn´t say a word about it.Not that I was interested...

Good to hear I´ve inspired you!

That day was also the birthday of another friend,and I completely forgot about the other one.I was planning to record some songs on a CD,but I had none.

Plan B,here we go: I decided to send the songs by mail,no matter how long it would take.Out of boredom,I included some little pieces of text with every mail.By the third mail I decided to link them all with this story:all of them were playing in a festival curated by one of the musicians.One of the subplots involved a time travel.Starring Muse.I came up with the following story so as to explain why I had included old songs:young Muse were about to play at a small festival when they ended up in a portaloo which was a time machine in disguise.To quote Dom,"we´re stuck in the Turdis!".As I told you,there were also standalone "chapters".For example,there was one in which Guy from Coldplay was wondering why were they playing in such an "indier" festival.It was a shame I didn´t save the text.

My mobile phone is officially dead.Well,not the phone itself but the card.And I can´t be arsed to boy a new one.And the Muse concert is nigh...