Hahahaha sorrrrrrrry!

I'm guessing so yeah, I suppose it's like any dialect though, things get changed around here and there as time progresses and from area to area. I can kinda get where the confusion with "couldn't/could" care less comes from; but "Edgewise" totally blew my mind to be honest

No...noooo he's not, that's simply not possible you! He is cute though yeah. Haha I know though right? just curl up in the most seemingly awkward positions but snooze like it for hours. Aww it really will be, can't wait and I can't wait to see you all act cute with him